Let’s Get Weird: September 22

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It’s Friday, the world is supposedly ending tomorrow, and alcohol is readily available in the United States of America, so let’s get weird.

If the world was actually ending tomorrow, and you had plenty of notice to plan for it, how are you spending your final day? Are you taking the boring route and “spending it with family” like an idiot, or are you going to really live? Like truly fucking live.

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  1. El Terrible

    The last thing I would do is look at fail Friday.. if it gets posted by then

    7 years ago at 2:08 pm
    1. NatashaSimpson

      I just got paid $6784 working off my laptop this month. And if you think that’s cool, my divorced friend has twin toddlers and made over $9k her first month. It feels so good making so much money when other people have to work for so much less. This is what I do… www.Jobzon3.com

      7 years ago at 1:04 pm
  2. InternationalFratStudent

    Anyone know a good site to make online sports bets that isn’t that sketchy foreign shoe store known as mybookie?

    7 years ago at 2:18 pm
    1. InternationalFratStudent

      I know I asked this before but I figured I’d get more from this section (assuming they haven’t pulled the big red lever on this site yet)

      7 years ago at 2:18 pm
      1. BuschLattesFTW

        If you need a link I got it. And they match what you deposit the first time

        7 years ago at 2:22 pm
      2. Larry_Sellers

        Like these guys just said and like I told you a few days ago, bovada is your best bet (pun intended). Just to be clear, it is still an offshore betting site, so your deposit may show up to your bank as a payment to some foreign company. Just approve the charge and you shouldn’t have any problems.

        7 years ago at 4:27 pm
      3. thevaginator

        Or just don’t be poor and fly out to Vegas anytime you wanna place a significant bet. When you have money like me you know that all of these garbage sites like mybookie are scams. However if you are a poor and are betting one ot two figures a hand then it might just fit you well

        7 years ago at 5:20 am
    2. El Terrible

      I use bovada. They have live betting on some games and some good prop bets every week

      7 years ago at 2:33 pm
  3. SharkWeekTFM

    What was the train of thought for changing the liking system on the comment section? To entice more people to create accounts?

    It makes me less likely to even look at the articles when I know that so many of the comments and response in general will be in the negative.

    7 years ago at 2:23 pm
    1. BobMotherFuckingBarker

      In all seriousness, Dorn, can you explain why you changed the comment section, and if you guys are planning on fixing it, because the way it is now is benefiting nobody.

      7 years ago at 3:58 pm
    2. DrGonzoTFM

      I really want an answer on this. I’ve opened the app maybe 2 or 3 times since the comment section got messed up. Half of the fun in the comments section was downvoting idiotic comments in to oblivion.

      7 years ago at 6:53 pm
      1. Ronnie Swanson

        The only thing worth checking in on anymore is Tinder pickup lines. This site has gone to absolute shit. And I don’t mean that in the typical hyperbolic way. I think I’m out.

        7 years ago at 8:28 pm
      2. thevaginator

        Truly pathetic that the staff hasn’t given us an answer. Just total incompetence across the board

        7 years ago at 10:21 pm
    3. NiceGuy1216

      It’s because the Vaginator wrote a code to refresh the PGP page and constantly down-vote commenters after he was banned from the site (for trolling, also maybe telling a houstonian to drown in the Addicks reservoir). So now you have to be logged in so that you (the Vaginator specifically) can’t pull the same fuckery.

      7 years ago at 9:43 pm
  4. thevaginator

    Been over a week and the comment section still hasn’t been fixed. Unreal.

    7 years ago at 2:24 pm
      1. thevaginator

        I thought about it little man. But I think I’ll let them wait until they start to lose even more revenue and have them figure it out for themselves.

        7 years ago at 3:42 pm
    1. NiceGuy1216

      Get real man you’re the reason for the change. You and your pathetically large amount of time to waste fucking with the PGP comment section.

      7 years ago at 9:45 pm
      1. thevaginator

        That wasn’t even me dumb shit. Someone else made an account pretending to be me. Although I will admit it was hilarious while it lasted

        7 years ago at 11:57 pm
  5. Snow Man

    Remember the days when a man could take a shit with Fail Friday? I haven’t seen one of them since a saw a 5% interest rate on something AAA. Fuckers.

    7 years ago at 3:48 pm