Let’s Get Weird
First order of business: Help me name this column. I might do it every Friday, depending on how you guys enjoy it today. Let’s Get Weird is a good Friday vibe headline, but it’s not moving the needle enough for me right now. Help me name this fucker.
Alright so this is your Friday open thread. A type of open forum for you guys to talk about whatever you want: your weekend plans, Commenter of the Week nominees, content suggestions, what’s going on at your school, all the sex you’re not having, what music you’re listening to, whatever.
Just remember what happened to the forum and why we had to take your toy away from you, so help me keep this thing on the up and up, police your own, and don’t ruin a good thing..
Nominating Frabst for commenter of the week
8 years ago at 2:33 pmIf Dorn wants it he’ll have to contact me on the website first. We’ll figure out a way to make it happen, but I honestly don’t know what the password is to the email on this account anymore.
8 years ago at 4:21 pmYou should just post your number bro
8 years ago at 5:58 pmSocial or credit card?
8 years ago at 8:06 pmWhy not both?
8 years ago at 8:40 pmFuck it, I’ll throw in my DOB for fun
8 years ago at 9:02 pmHow about your mother’s maiden name for good measure?
8 years ago at 1:57 pmHey Dorno, from this weeks podcast and PGP article, would you rather do Donkey stuff or Dolphin stuff?
8 years ago at 2:39 pmBring back the email exchanges between the broken pledge and his MILF mom
8 years ago at 2:40 pmit’s on my list of things to do
8 years ago at 3:49 pmThank god. I loved those
8 years ago at 4:05 pmHoly fuck this was the first article I ever found on TFM
8 years ago at 6:25 pmsame, the broken pledge email chain is the reason i started reading TFM
8 years ago at 7:36 pmThis was the best content on the site
8 years ago at 5:39 pmWho else saw Hope Solos nudes a couple years ago?
8 years ago at 2:41 pmHer pussy is as awful as your comments
8 years ago at 3:00 pmYou’re the hope solos balloon knot of TFM commenters
8 years ago at 3:37 pmHer pussy looked like what’s left of a restaurant after a grease fire.
8 years ago at 2:07 amOr instead of making a bs article every week you bring back forums
8 years ago at 2:48 pmPotential Column Names:
Grab a Brew. Don’t Cost Nothin’.
8 years ago at 2:58 pmTFM Forums II: The Revenge
The Agora
The Shitpost
Weekend Pregame
I like The Agora but I think that’s a bit erudite for this crowd.
8 years ago at 3:13 pmFuck u wally i see your disguise as the wallinator. A shit leopard cant change its shit spots.
8 years ago at 6:14 pmLooking for a new jungle juice recipe. What’s your boys’ favorites?
8 years ago at 2:58 pmWhatever you do, don’t make it a 50/50 mix of Five O’Clock Vodka and Minute Maid Pink Lemonade. I partied with another frat that made this abomination for the night and it was fucking atrocious.
8 years ago at 3:04 pmBottle of Bacardi 151, 1 can of pineapple juice, 2 two liters of Sprite, bottle of Parrot bay, half bottle of strawberry vodka as frozen strawberries
8 years ago at 3:04 pmWe used to have some mix of Aldi-brand Red Bull, sprite, orange concentrate, new am and well tequila by the gallon. It was dangerously good.
8 years ago at 3:56 pmForget the vodka replace it with everclear
8 years ago at 6:02 pmsour puss, ginger ale, and liberal use of vodka. Shits rowdy
8 years ago at 6:56 pmOne bottle of everclear for every gallon of lime (or whatever) Gatorade and 4 pack of 12oz red bull. Best intended for blackout induced productivity
8 years ago at 10:16 pmSince this weekly post is about freedom of speech, we should just call it “America”
8 years ago at 3:08 pmSUP BITCHES. I’M JUST COOLING. ALMOST THROUGH DAY 2 OF WHAT LOOKS LIKE A FULL ON WEEKEND BENDER. YOU GUYS LIKE FOOTHILLS BREWING? IT’S PRETTY DAMN GREAT.
8 years ago at 3:25 pmYo grab some sexual chocolate bourbon barrel aged if you’re trying to get trashed while drinking tasty shit.
8 years ago at 5:17 pmFRABST GETS IT. SEXUAL CHOCOLATE IS MY JAM.
8 years ago at 6:17 pmI got like 3 bottles from 2014 still aging in my kitchen.
8 years ago at 8:07 pmPrairie BOMB!
8 years ago at 8:10 pmAndrewsmomass has to be commenter of the week. Quality shit every day.
8 years ago at 4:16 pm