Letting her think she's putting you on a dry spell. TFM.

  1. RJ Berger

    So the other week my GF thought she was putting me on a dry spell cuz it was her time of the month. But i decided to take a weekend trip to miami with the boys. Long story short, i was walking the streets of South Beach when the bang bus swooped me and 2 beautiful pornstars were waiting inside. The camera man asked if i was down and i was so high off purps and quaaludes that i agreed. The 2 pornstars with obviously fake boobs started suckin me off and then the hotter blonde hopped on and started riding me. I came inside her after a few minutes and they dropped me off on the highway. I’ll post a longer version soon. TFM

    12 years ago at 4:37 am
  2. TheFratArtist

    Most likely the truest statement I have ever read in my life. I think I heard about your trip actually, I bet I did. Yep! I heard you were the guy Bieber was drag racing weren’t you? I’m almost positive it was you. You should write a book, you fratty mother fucker you. /

    12 years ago at 9:28 am