Like This Asshole’s Tweet So He’ll Throw His Rolex Off A Bridge
9 years ago

Not much to this one. Just kind of want this guy to throw his Roley off a bridge. The chance that he’ll actually follow through is between slim and none. I don’t even buy that this account is legit. Why would this turd have 95k followers? They’re paid-for bots, if you ask me.

In the small chance this is legit, I want nothing more than for this guy to throw his very pricey wristwatch off a bridge for being an attention-seeking asshole. And yes I know I’m giving him the attention he’s seeking, so I’m part of the problem, but if it results in him being without his Roley? Worth it.

UPDATE: That didn’t take long. Bye bye, Roley.

Image via Twitter

  2. Hoosier_SNU

    Why the hell is this article on the website? Do you really think anyone gives a flying fuck about some fuck and his more than likely fake Rolex?

    9 years ago at 7:20 pm
      1. idrinkmorethanu

        what are you going to say you prefer? a patek? lol for the money Rolex is well worth it. also it won’t depreciate as much. I don’t know why I’m explaining this to you because you probably like iwc

        9 years ago at 8:31 pm
    2. ChristianPKP

      Rolex was founded over 100 years ago…passing your expensive shit on to your next generation to be worn another 100 years…TFM. Certainly not for ‘new money trash’

      9 years ago at 8:55 pm
      1. idrinkmorethanu

        some things you don’t change. but then again this kid prob likes the Hermes Apple Watch

        9 years ago at 9:30 pm
  5. ChristianPKP

    Fake: 1) crown guards are too far apart 2) 12 o’clock lum marker is spaced improperly and the Rolex Crown on the dial is spaced too close to 12 marker 3) lum markers at 6 and 9 are too fat and short 4) script font inside date function is wrong – I’m sitting here comparing this dogshit Japanese fake to a legit Sub.

    9 years ago at 8:37 pm
    1. idrinkmorethanu

      if that’s you in the pic then you definitely deserve such an amazing timepiece

      9 years ago at 12:56 am
      1. ChristianPKP

        that’s me bro, hammering away on the MK19. I could have found a funnier pic but nothing says FRAT like raining 40mm on Afghanistan BITCHES. side note: at the bazaars in AFG and Iraq you can get better looking fakes than this clown tried to pawn off.

        9 years ago at 7:20 pm