Jesus. This is sadder than the time I took a girl to dinner thinking it was our first date and when we walked out the front door her boyfriend was waiting in the car for her. (Yes, he was driving a jeep with no doors, had a Macklemore haircut, and was listening to a Kid Rock techno mashup)
They could have just asked me
9 years ago at 11:12 amJesus. This is sadder than the time I took a girl to dinner thinking it was our first date and when we walked out the front door her boyfriend was waiting in the car for her. (Yes, he was driving a jeep with no doors, had a Macklemore haircut, and was listening to a Kid Rock techno mashup)
9 years ago at 11:13 amWell you had a good ride StoryTeller. It’s time to take you out back.
9 years ago at 11:21 amI still got a little left in the tank, you just wait and see.
Also, get a life and quite spending all your time in TFM comments.
9 years ago at 11:34 amquit*
9 years ago at 12:53 pmThey’ll love you, then they’ll hate you, then they’ll selectively tolerate you. It’s just the cycle.
9 years ago at 1:37 pmYou forgot the part where you hate them and then rarely visit. It’s pretty much like your family.
9 years ago at 11:45 pmyour comment made my day. granted all I did was beat my dick and eat cereal but still
9 years ago at 5:38 pmThat group looks like a bunch of pussies.
9 years ago at 11:32 amSteveHolt should have just written an article based on his first hand experience
9 years ago at 11:39 amHe would’ve just copied a thread from Reddit anyways
9 years ago at 5:00 pmSmall dicks are a TFM, not sure about micro-dongs though.
9 years ago at 1:03 pmI used to be self conscious as a kid. All my friends would make fun of me cuz my dick was no bigger than an ear of corn
9 years ago at 1:25 pmThey must be Tau Delts
9 years ago at 2:37 pmThank God I have a huge….ly average penis
9 years ago at 3:36 pmThese guys are more disappointing than me when I become The Liquor.
9 years ago at 3:58 pmI actually expected the British accent
9 years ago at 7:08 pm