Paul Sperry rolls in his grave every time a geed slips on his boat shoes. Cole Haan has nothing to worry about. I haven't seen a GDI wear my crocodile loafers yet. TFM.

  1. Country Club of Frat

    Are you suggesting that Cole Haan is one person? If so you are mistaken.

    14 years ago at 7:54 am
    1. FratHarderThanMost

      First the geed who claimed his grandfather knew ‘the brook’s brothers’, and now this??…

      14 years ago at 9:05 am
  2. Spend A Buck

    Way to look up the name of the founder on Wikipedia. Did you also look up Cole Haan? If you did, you would see that it is owned by Nike, which is GDI, which is incorporated in the liberal, NF state of Oregon? Guess not.

    14 years ago at 11:02 am
  3. FrozenFrat

    Complete GDI move.

    People have to come to terms with the fact that some geeds have the same things as you do – How many frathoes do you think chevrolet sells? The difference is that a geed will never rage as hard as I will in my Sperrys.

    14 years ago at 12:22 pm
    1. ACKRED

      I agree completely. Having nice shit is FaF, but it doesn’t mean that we should get our collective panties in a bunch when the less cultured find out it and try to imitate. It just means we’ve been right all along.

      14 years ago at 12:38 pm
  4. puap

    i retired from sperrys in high school…there comes a time when we must move onto bigger and better footwear….also sperrys are becoming kinda trendy again which means hipsters and such wear them…. i also believe that cole haan does not make very quality shoes (maybe its since they were bought by Nike) but they also make some pretty geedy stuff

    14 years ago at 3:51 pm
  5. Gold Coast Gentleman

    Retired the Cole Haan crocodile loafers a year and a half ago. You are a little late to boast about them but I’m sure they’re really cool in Louisiana.

    14 years ago at 12:02 am