I see what you are saying, but I can fuck whoever I want, perks of the member pin. Now if you could be a dear and run back to the kitchen, my dinner ain’t gunna cook itself.
Now that we are done being rudely interrupted by women lets get back on topic. I fucking hate pledges, especially this next fall class, they are the biggest pieces of shit I have ever seen.
I have no problem with paddling. But a pledge is going to respect me for reasons other being their hazer. Pledges agree to hazing because they respect the brothers. I have never paddled but have seen others paddle. Of course it happened to me too. But I’ve never had a problem with respect from a pledge because I didn’t stroke his ass with my hardwood.
You really just miss the mark every time. You’ve managed, time and time again, to make the easiest joke on this website unfunny. Honestly though, the saddest part is that you are in a different fraternity and regard yourself superior to the lower tier when actuality you are probably just some Sig Ep taking a break in between World of Warcraft masturbation sessions to post the worst jokes the website sees everyday. You and The Piker would probably get along quite well.
I prefer the golf swing myself.
14 years ago at 4:46 pmBackhanded paddle swing. FaF
14 years ago at 6:53 pmFucking pledges
14 years ago at 4:49 pmguess that is how you display brotherhood?
14 years ago at 5:42 pmYou are on the wrong wall again honey, besides you go through pledgeship to earn a brotherhood. You must prove your worth to your Fraternity.
14 years ago at 5:52 pmThey’re not brothers and this isnt the kitchen, so go away
14 years ago at 5:59 pmI see what you are saying, but I can fuck whoever I want, perks of the member pin. Now if you could be a dear and run back to the kitchen, my dinner ain’t gunna cook itself.
14 years ago at 6:21 pmYoud think they would have learned by now.
14 years ago at 7:55 pmWait, its after 8pm, what is she doing on the internet?!?
14 years ago at 9:46 pmhow the fuck did they get internet to reach the kitchen? powerful connection. TFTC?
14 years ago at 10:23 pmNow that we are done being rudely interrupted by women lets get back on topic. I fucking hate pledges, especially this next fall class, they are the biggest pieces of shit I have ever seen.
14 years ago at 10:26 pmI can’t even see them yet and I’m so fucking mad at them.
14 years ago at 1:39 am^Him
14 years ago at 5:40 amPrivate lessons at the club not needed, but enjoyed when your instructor is hot.
14 years ago at 7:57 pm^amen sir
14 years ago at 9:00 pmTennis doesn’t get enough love on this site…very underrated fraternity sport
14 years ago at 9:51 pmagreed
14 years ago at 9:52 pmFun as hell, but damn hard game.
14 years ago at 11:26 pmPaddling is necessary but you sound like you get a sick sexual pleasure out of it by needing to train for it. TFTC?
14 years ago at 10:25 pmIf you hit a pledge with a limp wrist he loses all respect for you.
14 years ago at 10:30 pmI have no problem with paddling. But a pledge is going to respect me for reasons other being their hazer. Pledges agree to hazing because they respect the brothers. I have never paddled but have seen others paddle. Of course it happened to me too. But I’ve never had a problem with respect from a pledge because I didn’t stroke his ass with my hardwood.
14 years ago at 10:57 pmStroke his ass with your hardwood. TFTC?
14 years ago at 12:07 amI enjoy using the Western grip. It leaves the thumb unencumbered for exploration.
14 years ago at 1:27 amYou really just miss the mark every time. You’ve managed, time and time again, to make the easiest joke on this website unfunny. Honestly though, the saddest part is that you are in a different fraternity and regard yourself superior to the lower tier when actuality you are probably just some Sig Ep taking a break in between World of Warcraft masturbation sessions to post the worst jokes the website sees everyday. You and The Piker would probably get along quite well.
14 years ago at 7:08 amWhat the hell? Why is there are RUSHPIKE knockoff now?
14 years ago at 7:27 amThe troll has become the trollee. An interesting conundrum.
14 years ago at 7:47 amAnother RushPike troll? I hope incoming freshman aren’t reading this and getting a bad perception. Motion to blackball x69RUSHPIKE69x.
14 years ago at 7:51 amseconded. We only need xXRUSHPIKE69Xx
14 years ago at 7:56 amYou paddle one handed?
14 years ago at 8:46 amDual wielding paddles. That’s how you get some damn good haze action done.
14 years ago at 10:01 amTwo-handed, and swingin’ for the fences every time.
14 years ago at 11:29 amWorking on my forehand in da club in anticipation of all the fist-pumping me and my bros will be partaking in later that evening. TFTC
14 years ago at 12:06 pmYou realize you have an imposter?
14 years ago at 12:42 pmThat kids out of control. He’s tainting your questionable integreity. Defend yourself.
14 years ago at 5:35 pmNobody wants to hear about your forearm workouts.
14 years ago at 12:56 pm