pearlsandblue Gentlemen, ignore this fuck. He clearly has no incentive to do anything better with his life 13 years ago at 9:52 pm
steady frattin Please stage dive into a wood chipper. Solid idea VelociFratter 13 years ago at 9:35 am
TrickleDown Then when you re-emerge the next morning everyone goes, “He’s alive!” 13 years ago at 8:51 pm
Grandview Formals and parties that your never completely able to piece together faf 13 years ago at 9:16 pm
Peebutt Nutter ^ Poo pusher, poop usher, or poop pusher with some kind of “DirecTV” style spin on it? 13 years ago at 1:32 pm
Rutherford B_Haze Didn’t realize 2012 years was too soon. Shoot I made a Julius Caesar joke the other day, I guess that was too soon also. 13 years ago at 9:56 pm
BenDover69 ^^ You probably get this a lot. This isn’t the real Caesar’s Palace is it? 13 years ago at 12:43 am
Rutherford B_Haze Going to the moon. NF. Going to one of Jupiter’s moons. TFM. 13 years ago at 9:57 pm
Chipper_Jones Illegals being presumed dead when they set foot on my ranch. TFM 13 years ago at 10:01 pm
FIRST
13 years ago at 8:36 pmFuck you. Your ruining this site.
13 years ago at 8:45 pm^You’re*
13 years ago at 8:48 pm^^^ Go take a long walk off a short pier then chug bleach.
13 years ago at 8:54 pm^^^^ stage dive into a wood chipper.
13 years ago at 9:47 pmGentlemen, ignore this fuck. He clearly has no incentive to do anything better with his life
13 years ago at 9:52 pmPlease stage dive into a wood chipper. Solid idea VelociFratter
13 years ago at 9:35 am^You’re
13 years ago at 8:48 pmMissed that reply button. Fuck.
13 years ago at 8:50 pm^ I laughed.
13 years ago at 10:00 pmlaps
13 years ago at 1:46 amtiyt
13 years ago at 9:59 amThen when you re-emerge the next morning everyone goes, “He’s alive!”
13 years ago at 8:51 pmFormals and parties that your never completely able to piece together faf
13 years ago at 9:16 pm^you’re*
13 years ago at 9:28 pmqueer^
13 years ago at 9:50 pmf.aggot^^
13 years ago at 8:55 am^^^poopusher
13 years ago at 9:36 am^ Poo pusher, poop usher, or poop pusher with some kind of “DirecTV” style spin on it?
13 years ago at 1:32 pmReturning 3 days later. TJesusM
13 years ago at 8:53 pmWtf
13 years ago at 9:08 pm^^Hahaha Nice
13 years ago at 9:10 pmClever. But to soon.
13 years ago at 9:36 pmDidn’t realize 2012 years was too soon. Shoot I made a Julius Caesar joke the other day, I guess that was too soon also.
13 years ago at 9:56 pm^
13 years ago at 11:13 pm^^ You probably get this a lot. This isn’t the real Caesar’s Palace is it?
13 years ago at 12:43 am^^^^too*
13 years ago at 9:37 amBeing presumed dead after going to the moon on vacation. FaF.
13 years ago at 9:12 pmGoing to the moon. NF. Going to one of Jupiter’s moons. TFM.
13 years ago at 9:57 pmIllegals being presumed dead when they set foot on my ranch. TFM
13 years ago at 10:01 pm^ I had a good laugh when I read that.
13 years ago at 10:40 pmFollow @CargoShortProbs on twitter
13 years ago at 9:43 pmHey.
No.
13 years ago at 12:56 amNo.
Hey.
13 years ago at 9:38 amLet’s go.
13 years ago at 12:38 pmI thought better of you, Cupid.
13 years ago at 9:58 pmgay name brah
13 years ago at 9:59 pmBeing “that guy” at a party. NF.
13 years ago at 10:39 pmAre you talking about me or the hooker ?
13 years ago at 11:27 pm