Getting "I either popped a cherry or murdered a girl" drunk. TFM.

12 years ago
    3. TheCommodore

      Hazing Bob Cratchet by making him come in early on the 26th when he refused to work on Christmas. TscroogeM.

      12 years ago at 5:06 am
  5. Tommy Gufano

    I actually enjoyed this submission. However, you left out the possibility of crossing the red river.

    12 years ago at 5:01 pm
    4. Alphonse Stilldrunk

      You’re a murder at heart? Let’s try for, “murderer,” there Nate.

      12 years ago at 8:37 pm
    9. FlRSTpostOX

      ^^^^ (or however many arrows it takes to get to pussy mouth up there) There is nothing wrong with that at all. Cupid is, in fact, one single murder. Not a murderer. Take a lap around the surface of the sun until you burn to death.

      12 years ago at 10:00 pm
    11. TheCommodore

      From time to time the tree of liberty must be refreshed with the blood of pussys and slam assholes.

      12 years ago at 5:07 am
    12. Sure Why Not

      Nate is cool and all but you should probably hop off his dick. I bet you are chaffing.

      12 years ago at 9:22 am
  11. OfficerNasty

    Just wrapping it up and sticking it in there anyways really isn’t all that bad guys.

    12 years ago at 9:35 pm
    3. TheCommodore

      I love stirring the paint with my meat stick and picking off the chips when it dries. FEED ME THE FLUID OF YOUR LIFE!

      12 years ago at 5:08 am