Connecticut Is Building Gas Stations For The Rich
Gas stations are a crapshoot when it comes to who you may encounter. When I lived in Uptown, I would come across everything from Dallas athletes to high school acquaintances turned backpage prostitutes. There was no buffer between sports pros and average Joes. But now, in Greenwich, Connecticut, Guess Corp. has finally separated the affluent from the poor by building an ultra-luxury gas station only accessible to members who sport a net worth of $50M or more.
From Greenwich Time:
A valet and concierge will meet arriving visitors and the first level will host the convenience store and a dining room. Employees will service guests’ cars during their visit, which includes gas and a hand wash and wax.
Service will be limited to accepted GP Club members who meet the net worth requirement and pay an annual fee for the exclusive membership program. Taylor said the company’s policy prohibits it from disclosing the fee amount.
Members will have access to all GP clubs around the world in addition to 24-hour emergency roadside assistance and travel concierge support. Platinum-plated cards will allow members to charge all expenses to their account.
Finally. You know what’s been missing from this country? Luxury gas stations that only the rich can get into. It’s about time we never have to worry about going to get some gas and having the place shot up, or getting caught up in a potential drug deal gone wrong. Now we can finally keep the poor folk out.
The gas station is more than just a gas station. The place will have a waterpark, steakhouse, and luxury boutique for the ladies. Just what I need when I go get gas with my girlfriend. Hey babe, can you go grab me a Gatorade while I hit the bathroom? Only to find her with $1,000 worth of product when I come out.
In addition to Greenwich, Atlanta, Charleston, Orlando, Nashville, Arlington, and Beverly Hills will all be getting one of these things within the next year or so..
[via Greenwich Time]
Image via Facebook/The Guess Corp.
Looking forward to how SJWs shit a brick over this one.
8 years ago at 11:15 am“Yeah that could totally be taken as a micro-aggression.”
8 years ago at 11:45 amTo bad everyone In Connecticut is poor
8 years ago at 11:20 amI just don’t think that is right.
8 years ago at 11:21 amSomehow I doubt that.
8 years ago at 11:44 amSays the retard who lives in the flyover state of missouri lmao.
8 years ago at 12:19 pmMy net worth is only $343.00 so fuck you Guess Corp.
8 years ago at 11:27 amIs this your net worth before or after grooming T-swift pubes?
8 years ago at 11:50 amTfm writers are just poor losers. Its not a gas station its a country club with a gas pump. Fucking retards.
8 years ago at 12:19 pm“The Guess Corporation is pleased to announce its ultra-luxury members only planned gas/c-store club chain — GP Club, will be operated by Guess Petroleum, Ltd., subsidiary of The Guess Corporation.” straight from the developer.. retard
8 years ago at 1:32 pmTldr?
8 years ago at 4:19 pmCreating separate dorms for black students is acceptable but this is crossing the line
8 years ago at 11:32 amSo it’s basically a club with a few gas pumps? Most clubs will detail and fill up your car while you play golf, it’s pretty much the same.
8 years ago at 11:50 amGrammar mistake in the last paragraph.
8 years ago at 11:51 amThe only way I’d be able to afford this place is by holding up a Burger King.
8 years ago at 12:09 pmHello again
8 years ago at 11:47 pm