Macho Man Detroit Lions Season Ticket Holder And Super Fan Just Wants To Stand Up And Cheer, Gets Ejected

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The Detroit Lions finally won their first game of the season, but suffered a major loss to their franchise in the process.

Some dirty shit down at FF

Posted by Earl Spring on Sunday, October 18, 2015

How you going to do the Michigan version of Macho Man Randy Savage and his powerfully stoic friend “Detroit Don” dirty like that, Lions? For standing up and freakin’ cheering. On defense! A guy that “Ain’t been ejected ain’t had an innncident in a hundred and some odd games.” Dude has the ink to prove that he’s suffered through Detroit loss after Detroit loss, yet you toss him out when you finally win despite the shoulder pads that show he’s willing to go in when his number’s called on and a lion hat that is pure fire flames. Shameful, Lions. Shameful.

  1. NEIL_Armstrong

    At this point the Lions should take any fan they can get. Who cares just how rowdy they’re being?

    11 years ago at 7:45 pm
  2. anon6473892034

    This Sunday I rewatched the MSU-UM game for the third time, had some cider mill donuts, did some grocery shopping, and took a great nap around 2. Didn’t watch a minute of the Lions. Happiest Sunday I’ve had in years.

    11 years ago at 7:45 pm
    1. bourboncountry

      This sunday I wasted my time trying to figure out what cider mill donuts were and why you cared to mention the brand.

      11 years ago at 7:48 pm
  3. Back In My Days

    Dan, buddy, you’re writing with the same coherence that Mike Tyson speaks. Call it a night.

    11 years ago at 7:47 pm
  4. CommonSenseUSA

    That dentist really let himself go. I’m glad Cecil’s head is getting put to good use at least

    11 years ago at 7:55 pm
  5. SlipperyPete

    I’m sure the Ford family isn’t too worried about losing your business, chief.

    11 years ago at 8:01 pm
  6. fratwisegamgee

    I can shit out a whole bowl of alphabet soup and the resulting sentences would be more legible.

    11 years ago at 8:15 pm
  7. lax bro6294

    That Bears/Lions game should have just carried on endlessly in OT so as to leave the rest of the NFL alone. What an absolute train wreck from both teams and officials.

    11 years ago at 8:38 pm