Mailbag: I Had Sex With My Friend’s Ex-Girlfriend, Now What?
Is it okay to sleep with your best friend’s ex-girlfriend? If so, how long do you have to wait? I don’t think two months is long enough without explicit permission from your friend, which is how long our emailer waited before having sex with his big brother’s ex. In this week’s Mailbag, we’re taking a closer look at his situation.
His email is below.
Dorn/Dillon? (you really gotta pick one and stick with it fam), First, I want to start this off by saying your golf game is mediocre and your twitter game is trash.
So here is my predicament, maybe you can shed a little light on this and help me out.
So last night I got invited by this girl to come hang out at the local tavern and play some pool and have some drinks with her and some friends. Now this isn’t any girl, this is my fraternity big’s ex-girlfriend. Me and my big are super close, like thunder buddies close. We all hung out in a group and we knew each other (me and the girl). They only dated for about 3 months, but it just didn’t work out and they went separate ways and that was about 2 months ago, so it was kind of weird that she invited me out for drinks. But I accepted none the less.
I show up think that there will be a group of girls just giggling around and all that. Wrong, it is just her by herself at the bar. So I sit next to her and we talk and catch up, play some pool and its chill. 2 AM hits and we decide we can’t drive so we get an uber and she just immediately says that we are going back to my place. My thoughts were a little hazy at the time so I decided this would be ok.
Long story short, she comes back and we have sex (a lot of it), and it probably was the best sex of my life.
My question is, Did I break the bro code? Should I tell my big? He already has a new girlfriend. What do I do Dorn/Dillon?
Thanks fam
P.S.
Looks: 7.5 out of 10, very fit, with a nice set of honkers, brown hair.
Personality: like a 4 out of 10, shes pretty obsessive crazy.Also we snorted a shit ton of adderall (is that how you spell it?) in between drinks, idk if that makes a difference. Just some details.
Okay so I’m about to share a true story with you. The very first chapter meeting I attended — like literally numero uno after getting initiated — was solely dedicated to the removal of an older active member of the fraternity. My newly-initiated pledge class and I walked in on cloud nine, fresh out of pledgeship and beaming with curiosity, but were treated to the most uncomfortable hour of our young lives.
One of our actives went down on his pledge brother’s girlfriend, which is absolutely a more intimate act than intercourse. This guy was brought up in front of the judicial board and asked to testify. He came clean, reluctantly admitting to exchanging oral sex with his PB’s girlfriend, and he was booted from our chapter and was never heard from again. Exiled. It was an exhausting, dramatic, BRUTAL ordeal. The guy who was cheated on didn’t show his face in the meeting. He was too emotional. Too hostile.
Now, I know your situation is very different. They’ve been broken up for two months, so she’s technically available and free to pursue. I’m simply painting a cautionary tale for anyone facing temptation in dipping your pen in the family ink.
“My question is, Did I break the bro code? Should I tell my big?”
Yes, you broke bro code by hanging out with his ex-girlfriend without telling him beforehand. It’s not a felony like the situation I laid out above, though. We’ll call yours a class B misdemeanor. You two are very close, you say. Pay him his due respect. You should have hit him up before meeting her out. A simple “Hey, is it cool if I hang out with ______?” would have sufficed. But now that you already have, and now that you had “a lot of sex” with her, the proper thing to do is tell him about it with a hat-in-hand approach.
He’s going to find out anyway, and you do not want him hearing it from someone else..
P.S. I think it’s super weird when guys call each other “Big” and “Little.” That’s a sorority thing, man. I’m not totally sold on girls using those terms either, now that I think of it. Shit makes me uncomfortable.
You slept with an “obsessive crazy” ex of one of your best friends? You deserve to perish in the most painful way imaginable. Also, dip shit, she planned this out for whatever reason and now everyone in your chapter is going to [rightfully] hate you … well done, shithead.
8 years ago at 3:35 pmBut… Vagina…
8 years ago at 3:38 pm*Butt
8 years ago at 3:42 pmThat’s not true at all. 90% of the chapter won’t even remember a 3 month relationship from 2 months ago. Couples don’t really become a “thing” for outsiders until they’ve made through a whole school year. Then people start to associate the two together.
8 years ago at 4:13 pmIdk man we passed girls around our chapter and nobody really cared. Let them think theyre scheming by fucking your friends but your friends encourage you to fuck their exes. pretty disgusting in retrospect but we thought it was hilarious at the time
8 years ago at 4:47 pmBump
8 years ago at 5:01 pmproud.
8 years ago at 9:51 pmMan, I watched my chapter from from 19 men to over 100 over 4 years. It would of been a big deal in a small group but I can tell you without hesitation that stuff like this gets lost in big groups.
8 years ago at 7:40 pmWell if BMS taught me anything about the Bro code and sleeping with exes, it’s that his big will probably force him to keep having sex with her.
8 years ago at 9:28 pmDoesn’t matter had sex?? Not that it make’s it totally cool or anything, but they dated for 3 fucking months, and have been broken up for 2. He needs to tell him ASAP, but if that guy gets butt hurt over that – fuck him too.
8 years ago at 10:40 amLocal Tavern
8 years ago at 3:37 pmHey Dorn, how does it feel to know that there’s a 50/50 chance anytime you talk to a friend he chowed down on your mom’s clam burger?
PS. Eat shit, Cheverere.
8 years ago at 3:40 pmI need to run your numbers because they don’t look accurate
8 years ago at 4:41 pmSo you’re saying there’s a chance it’s higher.
8 years ago at 4:49 pmblackball
8 years ago at 9:03 pmThey dated for 3 months, and they’ve been separated for 2. I’m going to assume they weren’t madly in love, however you did break bro code because you don’t fuck you best friends ex period. But being the relationship was so short I’d fess up and hope that he’s not taken back but your trust is now going to come of question.
8 years ago at 3:48 pmIt depends on the friends. I have friends whose exes I wouldn’t fuck after a year. But a couple of my closest friends’ exes wouldn’t be off limits after 2 days. Moral: friends that share are friends that care.
8 years ago at 4:07 pmWho the fuck snorts addy for fun
8 years ago at 4:06 pmAddy is awesome
8 years ago at 4:09 pm“Hey, you know what I’m really feeling? Recreational studying.”
8 years ago at 4:12 pmIdk I liked the intensity of getting really hopped up on a few 70 mg vyvanse and studying for a couple days without sleep as much as I loved getting wasted with my boys. it’s something about going as hard as you possibly can until your body starts to shut down that enjoy. then again I’m probably a functional alcoholic/addict
8 years ago at 4:54 pmSomeone who wants cheaper coke
8 years ago at 5:03 pmThat was meant for “who the fuck snorts Addy for fun?”
8 years ago at 5:03 pmBeing unable to afford the real thing. NF.
8 years ago at 5:16 pmI walked in to cvs to buy xs condoms yesterday and I saw your mom is still on cover of crack whore magazine good job man
8 years ago at 4:08 pmUsing terms like big and little make Dorn uncomfortable because little is such a sexual word for him. It’s called behavioral conditioning.
8 years ago at 4:08 pmEx buddy of mine tried to fuck my ex after 3 days. We’ve pretty much exiled him too.
8 years ago at 4:23 pmBe sure to add in that it was the best sex of your life.
8 years ago at 4:53 pmYou sleep with the dogs you get the flees. Shame young fella
8 years ago at 5:17 pm