Mailbag: Should I Let This Girl Dominate Me? I’m Scared, But She’s EXTREMELY Hot
9 years ago

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At the emailer’s request, I have blurred the dominatrix’s face, but I can confirm she is very, very attractive (he provided the above photo of her). She has a serious Jennifer Love Hewitt thing going on, like the “Can’t Hardly Wait” Jennifer Love Hewitt who made me hit puberty a month early. The woman is fine, but she’s also apparently a dominatrix, which I find horrifying but also intriguing since I picture the women who are into that stuff as 40-somethings with saddlebags and early ’90s hairstyles. Not this one, though. She’s hot, and she’s the subject of the second Mailbag this week.

Our emailer, “John Doe,” claims he got drunk on Thursday, created an anonymous email account, then created an account on a fetish website before passing out. I guess it was just for shits and gigs? He woke up the following morning to an email from a dominatrix from Virginia who wants to turn him into her submissive pet, if he’s worthy. The email is below.

Uncle Rodge,

I guess I should start by saying fuck you, but I seriously don’t have time for all that.

I’m in a serious dilemma. So on Thursday I got just absolutely trashed; like I’ve still got a hangover wasted. Anyway during the course of this debauchery I created this email and also an account on some fetish dating site “bdsm.com”

Why I have no clue.

So this morning I get an email from this woman from Virginia claiming she was impressed with me and would love to make me her submissive pet. I’ll include parts of the email because it’s really long and quite frankly sick:

“I will take total control of your being and existence, as your only aim and goal in life will be to please me.”

“I am very serious about Dominating you. I think you should be mature and honest, and know how to serve and treat a Goddess like me.. I am very adventurous and experienced, and i will like to take you on a journey of a life time (long term) if you prove worthy of my Supremacy.”

And it goes on and on.

Here’s the deal though she’s EXTREMELY hot (I’ll include a picture even though I’m scared she’ll hunt me down).

So Rodge, what should I do? Delete the account and forget it ever happen? Or keep this thing going? She also wants to know more about me. She also wants me to send some pictures and fill out a questionnaire. I’m scared yet turned on at the same time.

-John Doe

P.S. Maybe like blur her face if you use this article for the mailbag. Or just don’t use it at all; that would probably be best.

By the way, last Thursday was Thanksgiving, you sick son of a bitch. I can picture you having a casual whiskey drink at dinner with the family and maybe playing some Monopoly and pounding beers with your brother and sister after helping Mom with the dishes. Then you and your old man watch The ‘Boys game on DVR while he pulls out the scotch. It’s 10:30 by this point and you’re so drunk, you can’t even talk. Instead of hitting the pillows to sleep it off, you let your inner freak out and see what the whole dom scene is all about on the family desktop. Come on, man. It’s Thanksgiving. Moving on…

I am a FIRM believer in the “alcohol brings out the truth” theory. Drunk words are sober thoughts, and drunk actions are the real you. Alcohol brings your guard down, eliminates your filter. An elevated BAC means you’re your freest and most honest version of yourself. When you grab your phone at 1 a.m. and fire out a text to Heather asking her to come over so you can tell her how you feel about her, that means you’re in deep with Heather, you like her a lot, and you hope that, if you play your cards right, she’ll play with your dingaling.

Obviously, John, what I’m trying to say here is that I’m not buying your story. After telling me you created a secret email account and logged onto a fetish site while piss drunk, you say, “Why I have no clue.” Well, I have a clue. You’re a closet freak. Behind your straight-laced façade is a lost soul who wants to get ball gagged, bound, covered in leather, and whipped. That’s you, John–the real you.

And you know what? That’s okay. Do you. And by “do you,” I mean take this lady up on her offer. Take a chance. Be her pet. Let her dominate you and beat the shit out of you. Have some wild, crazy, sadistic sex that I can’t quite make sense of.

And remember, if it starts to turn south, you always have a safe word.

P.S. You asked probably the most sexually unadventurous person possible. This shit terrifies me.

  2. Sleazy Asshole

    Has anyone on this site had a dom/sub relationship with a girl? Like with her being the slave. I have a few friends that have them and the stories I hear are pretty entertaining. You haven’t seen daddy issues until you see a girl like that.

    9 years ago at 3:27 pm
    1. Dornos_Parole_Officer

      Can’t say I have. Although, I did save a bunch of money by switching my car insurance.

      9 years ago at 5:13 pm
    2. TheDeVRyGuYshostage

      Yes, I have and it was pretty legit. Even though my name implies otherwise, she was the slave. Things got real interesting when my buddy returned from quatar and complete his 4 years of service. While in the army he (somehow) acquired packages upon packages of zip tie handcuffs. The type they use to prisoners of war. If you have a friend in law enforcement or military I highly suggest stocking up,

      9 years ago at 8:29 pm
  4. JerryJones

    “P.S. You asked probably the most sexually unadventurous person possible. This shit terrifies me..”

    The elementary school children in the Austin area would disagree with this statement, Dorno.

    9 years ago at 3:28 pm
  5. Lauras_Bush

    Sexually unadventurous Dorn? Constantly dodging cops and parents must have a little adventure to it.

    9 years ago at 3:29 pm
  6. Whiskey_Tango

    With this girl, no means yes, and yes definitely means something is going up your ass.

    9 years ago at 3:30 pm
  7. SNUBonny

    “You asked probably the most sexually unadventurous person possible. This shit terrifies me.” All Dorn needs is a cheese pizza and Toy Story 3 in the DVD player and he’s good to go.

    9 years ago at 3:31 pm
  9. The_Frat_Pack

    After you let Carter Cruise fuck you in the ass, like she offered, I bet you’d be all into this Rog. Ball is still in your court, you dirty dog.

    9 years ago at 3:32 pm
      2. Loess Hills Panther

        G00gle didn’t like it and that’s how they make money. I don’t like that it’s gone but I can’t fault them either because making money is F.

        9 years ago at 3:56 pm
      3. soldier_for_freedom

        But removing constructive criticism or questions is not the best thing. The commenters are a huge amount of traffic. Specially when they check for replies or are on the app and check for new posts. Yes it has gotten a bit much, but the majority love this site and have been here for years, we miss how it used to be.

        9 years ago at 4:28 pm
      5. TFM Tech Guy

        Because numbers don’t lie:
        2173 different users have written comments in the last 30 days (from 1117 different IP addresses, to give you a general idea of how many users have multiple accounts). In that same amount of time, TFM was read by 6.5 million different people.

        So no. Commenters are not at all a huge amount of traffic.

        That’s not to say commenters are worthless. If they were, we’d remove them from the site and make our lives easier. But the forum was worthless. It devolved into 14 year olds and 40 year olds posting porn intentionally trying to get banned, and required hours of babysitting in exchange for zero revenue. So it’s gone.

        9 years ago at 4:56 pm
      6. Frock_Itch

        For curiosities sake, how many of the 6.5 mill scroll into the comments and ^ or give laps?

        9 years ago at 5:04 pm
      10. TFMSorrySir

        Like 10 of those multiple accounts are me, because you won’t stop blocking my accounts for no reason. And please don’t block me for this #HandsUpDontDelete

        9 years ago at 5:52 pm
      14. Mufasa2

        There are plenty of smut websites out there, but the commenters continuously choose this one. As for the 6,5 million, those hoes ain´t loyal. Can´t you write something into the disclaimer that removes all of your liability in the forum section?

        9 years ago at 8:24 am
      15. LegendofChestyPuller

        Or make it so when you click the fourms tab you have to see a disclaimer…

        9 years ago at 9:42 am
      17. RogerSterlingJr

        The commenter mob wants better original content, right? You, and everyone else, need to actually share and click on “better” content when it is written then. If listicles and short dumb news stories and stuff that has nothing to do with greek life get the most shares and clicks while fantastic original content goes unnoticed, what do you think the Grandex guys and the contributors are going to put out? This isn’t rocket science. It sucks putting hours of time into something that gets a ton of good comments but absolutely zero shares and then putting 5 minutes into something that goes viral because it’s in list form or generally brainless. Y’all control the content flow more than any of us contributors do.

        9 years ago at 5:57 pm
      18. soldier_for_freedom

        While bored at work I check the app at least 10 times to read comments and check for new articles. Most of the account holders have to do this. But thank you guys for giving us information on how we bring back the old TFM back and that it’s not gone for good.

        9 years ago at 6:14 pm
      19. JustForTheStory

        The issue is that only shitty people (not like us, like decent people that are just obnoxious, not actually shitty) share things on Facebook, and shitty people are the ones the like the listicles and stuff.

        9 years ago at 11:54 pm
  11. actualmid

    If you do a reverse google search of the image, its commonly used in scams.

    9 years ago at 3:34 pm
      2. sandiegobubbles

        In other words, it’s not disappointing. He’s going to end up murdered.

        9 years ago at 5:21 pm