Making a Proper Mint Julep

    1. Rutherford B_Haze

      ^ You take some large rocks, such as granite or slate, place a bottle of the finest bourbon on the top, take it to the top of a very tall structure, stand at the bottom, and get a buddy to push the whole thing on top of you. The best chaser for this is bleach.

      13 years ago at 5:58 pm
    1. Tom_Raper

      Being too poor to order bourbon at the bar and having to drink Four Lokos instead. NF.
      Anything coming from a username like Bama4Obama. NF.

      13 years ago at 3:05 pm
    2. SouthernRage

      He’s a fucking troll. He’s not serious. How are yall even dignifying him with a response?

      13 years ago at 3:14 pm
  1. Watson

    I don’t trust a bartender who wears a necktie, or one that calls himself a mixologist

    13 years ago at 1:53 pm
    1. Marcus_Gilday

      I don’t drink, because I change my personality when I’m drunk, and I’m totally awesome as the way I am. RFM.

      13 years ago at 5:11 am
  2. BROmerSimpson

    Kept expecting the guy on the stool to go ape shit at some point and just start pouring bourbon down his throat.

    13 years ago at 9:31 pm
    1. Fratrick Chayze

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I’m so lost…

      13 years ago at 10:15 am