Malia Obama Chilling Near A Bong At A UPenn Fraternity House Is A Huge Deal Apparently

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The internet is blowing up with a photo of Malia Obama sitting behind a bong. Multiple sources reported that the photo was taken at a University of Pennsylvania fraternity house. She is also wearing a “Smoking Kills” t-shirt.

I guess I understand why it’s a big deal to a lot of people. I mean, she’s the daughter of the leader of a nation that has locked people up for the remainder of their natural lives for pushing ganja. The president has even admitted to partaking himself, famously saying, “I inhaled” — a nod to Bill Clinton denying claims he used marijuana by saying “I didn’t inhale.” I know Obama tried to legalize weed (kind of), but our country just isn’t ready for it on a nationwide scale apparently.

That being said, basically every kid smokes weed at least once in college. Some more than others. Judging by her ironic tee and the video of her roasting a bone at Lollapalooza, it looks like Malia is no stranger to the Devil’s Lettuce. Hey, still looks way better than Chelsea Clinton getting caught with cocaine.

Image via YouTube

    1. Gamefrock69

      OH FUCK IS THAT BROCK TURNER NEXT TO HER
      *brock turner hops out of NF bucket hat/tank top gdi disguise and grabs Malia then sprints the fuck away into the darkness of night butt naked*

      8 years ago at 12:49 pm
      1. StockWithFrock

        I’m with you bro. Gimme dat shit it’s all pink on the inside anyways.

        8 years ago at 6:59 pm
    1. Steroid are frat

      Only if Barack is in the same room so I can look at him right in the eyes as I violate his daughters asshole

      8 years ago at 6:02 pm
    2. GeorgeH31

      I probably thought way too hard over this but id have to say plow. It would be more so for the story and I get to stick it to Obama. But 10000/10 would not plow Chelsea Clinton not enough money in the world would get me to say yes to that.

      8 years ago at 6:52 pm
      1. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

        Barack is tied to a chair in a corner getting water boarded listening to his wife and daughters getting gang fucked by Trump and his kids. Sons and daughters all up in the Obama’s shit.

        8 years ago at 7:16 pm
  1. JakeFromState

    Don’t attack kids. Fuck Obama, but let the girl at least try to have a normal college career.

    8 years ago at 6:30 pm