Man Steals Police Car, Crashes Into McDonald’s, Starts Shooting Near University of Maryland
After “man steals police car” the rest of that sequence of events seems pretty standard. After all, you don’t steal a police car, go for a harmless joyride, park it somewhere and leave. Nope, chances are you crash it into AT LEAST a McDonald’s, although Red Lobster would have been funnier. No word on if the as yet to be identified suspect stole the car and crashed it into the McDonald’s in an act of defiance towards both American government and corporations or if he was just high on bath salts and looking to grab a McFace Sandwich.
After the man crashed the car he reportedly began firing at police officers before escaping on foot. The police tracked him down a few blocks away where more shots were exchanged between the man and the officers. After being shot by police the man was finally subdued. He was taken to a local hospital and is expected to live.
Since this happened in Maryland I’d make a joke referencing The Wire but I never watched that show, so if you need a pointless joke about The Wire go read Bill Simmons.
[h/t to reader Jack Quesinberry]
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12 years ago at 9:35 amNothing beats a good ol’ McFace sandwich.
12 years ago at 9:49 amIn france they call that a Royal with cheese.
12 years ago at 8:54 am^What do they call a whopper?
12 years ago at 9:46 pmsounds like what I do in GTA
12 years ago at 9:57 amMan, the hamburglar’s really upping the ante, eh
nice Simmons burns
12 years ago at 10:00 amI thought of you while I was writing it.
12 years ago at 10:03 am^^ comment of the month
12 years ago at 12:26 pmThis is really par for the course here at Maryland.
I blame the immigrants. Always driving around, listening to raps and shooting all the jobs.
12 years ago at 10:19 amjust another night in cp. frat.
12 years ago at 12:22 pmYea, I was a little worried 4th of July would cut down on the crime rates in the area.
12 years ago at 12:59 pmMurrland sucks
12 years ago at 12:31 pmYou suck
12 years ago at 1:20 pmI’m from Maryland, it sucks..
11 years ago at 8:34 amSo, update from the PGPD is that the guy was on PCP. Color me surprised.
12 years ago at 2:04 pmPG County- NF. Chevy Chase- TFM.
12 years ago at 3:34 pmPotomac is where the real money is.
12 years ago at 7:08 amMontgomery County. TFM
11 years ago at 8:34 am“I’ll have a 10 piece nugget, medium fries…. annnnddd one McFace, light mayonnaise. And can you put Mac sauce on that?”
12 years ago at 4:36 pm