Man Takes Unnecessary Consumption Methods To Next Level With Salmon Bong

Man Takes Unnecessary Consumption Methods to the Next Level with Salmon Beer Bong

There seems to be a never-ending battle as to who can come up with the most unnecessary consumption method when it comes to drinking alcohol. We’ve recently seen people head-butting cans of beer into oblivion, dudes squirting lime juice into their eye after snorting salt to chase tequila, and now we have this nice gentleman, who ever so cleverly decided to turn his fresh catch of salmon into a beer bong and down some brews with it, because what else are you supposed to do with a gutted fish and your leftover cans after a long day on the water?

While it remains to be seen if drinking through recently killed animal carcasses will catch on, I applaud the guy for his creativity. Frankly, I think we are all a little tired of seeing videos of some kid banging a can against his body and proceeding to drink a fourth of it while the rest simply showers down everyone around him. That is not an “unnecessary consumption method.” That is just you wasting beer. So now we do what we all do, and simply wait until the next revolutionary drinking method to come around. In the meantime, however, if you have a fresh salmon and some extra beer lying around, why not?

  1. Mancy17

    Is there ever a time they post something and you can actually see the fucking video?

    8 years ago at 7:28 pm