Manziel Escapes His Troubles To Throw Down With 15 Girls In Cabo

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Johnny Manziel has fully embraced the bad boy life, according to Daily Mail:

Shameless Johnny Manziel flew to Mexico for a booze and sex-filled vacation just a week after allegedly beating up his ex-girlfriend, Daily Mail Online can reveal.

Manziel, 23, the subject of a criminal investigation by the Dallas Police Department into his alleged assault on Colleen Crowley on January 30, flew to party hot spot Cabo San Lucas on a private jet and stayed at a plush $2,500 a night villa,

The under-fire NFL star was joined by four friends for the six day sunshine break, sources told Daily Mail Online.

And sources close to the Cleveland Browns quarterback say the all-male group threw wild parties at the luxury villa inviting as many as 15 girls a time to join them.

Witnesses say the five-bedroom property was littered with bikini-clad girls hanging by the pool throughout the week at the beginning of February as the group enjoyed themselves.

I should note that I reached out to Johnny via Twitter DM to get his side of the story, but I don’t think we’re internet friends anymore 🙁 so I’m running with this report from the Daily Mail.

I guess the only issue I take in this report is with this language here: “Shameless Johnny Manziel flew to Mexico for a booze and sex-filled vacation…” Like yeah he was surrounded by girls at a 1:3 ratio in a tropical destination with alcohol and a million condoms, but you can’t say for sure that Johnny was piping. A little presumptuous?

On the real though, I’d champion this behavior if not for the whole domestic violence investigation looming back home. If this was the Johnny of old, I’d write it off as bad boy vacation 101 stuff, like a trip ’95 Michael Irvin would take. But because of his recent alleged violent episodes with ex-girlfriend Colleen Crowley, this isn’t the best look for John.

I’m worried about you, John. I want you back. I need to see you escaping the pocket and sprinting out left to throw a very ill-advised pass across your body and across the field in front of waiting safeties, only to squeeze that fucker through the tightest goddamn window imaginable. And I won’t see that again if you can’t cool your jets a little.

One of the girls in attendance was dece:

‘Twas lit.

[via Daily Mail]

Image via Twitter/ @karavaninetti

  1. JohnnieWalker_Blue

    If you’re going to shit the bed you might as well shit the whole thing

    8 years ago at 1:03 pm
  2. SNUBonny

    Dorn actually took a similar trip a couple of weeks back with Mr. Smith’s 5th grade boys P.E. class from Highland Elementary.

    8 years ago at 1:07 pm
      1. Strong F. Kennedy

        But noooooooooo he had to go and hit your mother right in the clitoris(?)

        8 years ago at 2:46 pm
  3. cleavage

    I hate to say it but I think Johnny has played his last snap in the NFL. I don’t see a team willing to deal with his shit/ media chaos even if he could contribute. It’s sort of like the Tebow effect except the exact opposite end of the spectrum.

    8 years ago at 1:42 pm
  4. Steven Fratkos

    “Girl from small town Canada branches out from only hockey guys” is all I could read

    8 years ago at 1:45 pm