Manziel Police Report: Girlfriend Tried To Exit Moving Vehicle, Told Cops “My Dad’s A Lawyer”
The details of Johnny Manziel and girlfriend Colleen Crowley’s altercation in Avon, Ohio, have surfaced with the release of the police report and raw dash cam footage.
Highlights include Crowley chucking Johnny’s wallet out the window of the moving Nissan GTR, Johnny holding onto her wrist to prevent her from ditching the still moving vehicle, Crowley shouting, “He doesn’t need to be here!” when Johnny’s friend shows up, and Crowley telling cops, “I didn’t do shit and fuck this!” and “I didn’t do anything wrong and my dad’s a lawyer.”
Her story to the cops also ranged from Johnny hitting her to “no he was fine.” Because Crowley’s account was all over the place, the police did not arrest Manziel.
The report also reveals that Manziel and Crowley had been living together for two months.
Throughout the ordeal, Johnny remained cool, collected, and apparently sober. Crowley was reportedly erratic and had recently enjoyed “three Crown and Cokes.”
Here’s the dash cam footage:
Here’s the full report.
The main takeaways:
∙ If you’re going to drop $100K on a car, get yourself a brand name with a better ring to it than “Nissan.”
∙ Crowley sounds like a total freak, especially after three Crown and Cokes. Gotta respect the “My dad’s a lawyer” line.
∙ Johnny’s got his shit together, so sorry to all the people who seem to want to see him fail. However, a taste for wild women dies hard, and chicks like Crowley will be the death of him.
Crowley responded on Instagram. Manziel recycled her statement on his Twitter account.
— Johnny Manziel (@JManziel2) October 17, 2015
An argument? Sounds more like Johnny was caught in the midst of a bitch fit. I assumed that Crowley probably just lacks self awareness, until I saw this video of her dancing. Then I realized, she DEFINITELY lacks self awareness. I can move more gracefully than that..
Image via Instagram/ @coll_crowley

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Also her boobs are really small for her to be the in Professional Athlete’s Whores Club
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10 years ago at 6:58 am