Manziel Police Report: Girlfriend Tried To Exit Moving Vehicle, Told Cops “My Dad’s A Lawyer”

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The details of Johnny Manziel and girlfriend Colleen Crowley’s altercation in Avon, Ohio, have surfaced with the release of the police report and raw dash cam footage.

Highlights include Crowley chucking Johnny’s wallet out the window of the moving Nissan GTR, Johnny holding onto her wrist to prevent her from ditching the still moving vehicle, Crowley shouting, “He doesn’t need to be here!” when Johnny’s friend shows up, and Crowley telling cops, “I didn’t do shit and fuck this!” and “I didn’t do anything wrong and my dad’s a lawyer.”

Her story to the cops also ranged from Johnny hitting her to “no he was fine.” Because Crowley’s account was all over the place, the police did not arrest Manziel.

The report also reveals that Manziel and Crowley had been living together for two months.

Throughout the ordeal, Johnny remained cool, collected, and apparently sober. Crowley was reportedly erratic and had recently enjoyed “three Crown and Cokes.”

Here’s the dash cam footage:

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Here’s the full report.

The main takeaways:

∙ If you’re going to drop $100K on a car, get yourself a brand name with a better ring to it than “Nissan.”
∙ Crowley sounds like a total freak, especially after three Crown and Cokes. Gotta respect the “My dad’s a lawyer” line.
∙ Johnny’s got his shit together, so sorry to all the people who seem to want to see him fail. However, a taste for wild women dies hard, and chicks like Crowley will be the death of him.

Crowley responded on Instagram. Manziel recycled her statement on his Twitter account.

An argument? Sounds more like Johnny was caught in the midst of a bitch fit. I assumed that Crowley probably just lacks self awareness, until I saw this video of her dancing. Then I realized, she DEFINITELY lacks self awareness. I can move more gracefully than that.

Image via Instagram/ @coll_crowley

      1. FrayettevilleLegend

        I thought he was giving stroke boy the new nickname of “punctuation kid.” It’s like a grammar bandit.

        10 years ago at 1:00 am
    1. Steven Fratkos

      Probably got it in as a bust. Good undercover car. Somewhere down south (I think SC) uses a vette zr1 for high speed chases they got that in a bust so I’m guessing same deal

      10 years ago at 11:13 pm
    2. FratsAndStats

      it was Paul Kruger a D-Lineman on the browns, who also said on camera “shes not the right one he should be with ill tell you that much.”

      10 years ago at 11:47 am
      1. TheWolfOfGettysburg

        It’s tremendously fast but I’d rather have the F Type or the new Z06 for that price.

        10 years ago at 8:23 am
    1. Deemo957

      Yeah I had to read that line twice to make sure it wasn’t a mistake, fuck that noise

      10 years ago at 10:12 am
  1. MysteryBox

    Using your talent to overcome a not so decent looking, 3/10 face. TFM.

    Also her boobs are really small for her to be the in Professional Athlete’s Whores Club

    10 years ago at 9:30 pm
  2. CommonSenseUSA

    Who honestly gives a shit? #BringBackRushTits instead of this garbage, “Alex”

    10 years ago at 10:14 pm
    1. TheSurrealMcCoy

      Tom, the only good you do for this world is when you comment, some random girl’s fantastic ass is in your picture. Comment more. Talk less.

      10 years ago at 6:58 am