Manziel Police Report: Girlfriend Tried To Exit Moving Vehicle, Told Cops “My Dad’s A Lawyer”

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The details of Johnny Manziel and girlfriend Colleen Crowley’s altercation in Avon, Ohio, have surfaced with the release of the police report and raw dash cam footage.

Highlights include Crowley chucking Johnny’s wallet out the window of the moving Nissan GTR, Johnny holding onto her wrist to prevent her from ditching the still moving vehicle, Crowley shouting, “He doesn’t need to be here!” when Johnny’s friend shows up, and Crowley telling cops, “I didn’t do shit and fuck this!” and “I didn’t do anything wrong and my dad’s a lawyer.”

Her story to the cops also ranged from Johnny hitting her to “no he was fine.” Because Crowley’s account was all over the place, the police did not arrest Manziel.

The report also reveals that Manziel and Crowley had been living together for two months.

Throughout the ordeal, Johnny remained cool, collected, and apparently sober. Crowley was reportedly erratic and had recently enjoyed “three Crown and Cokes.”

Here’s the dash cam footage:

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Here’s the full report.

The main takeaways:

∙ If you’re going to drop $100K on a car, get yourself a brand name with a better ring to it than “Nissan.”
∙ Crowley sounds like a total freak, especially after three Crown and Cokes. Gotta respect the “My dad’s a lawyer” line.
∙ Johnny’s got his shit together, so sorry to all the people who seem to want to see him fail. However, a taste for wild women dies hard, and chicks like Crowley will be the death of him.

Crowley responded on Instagram. Manziel recycled her statement on his Twitter account.

An argument? Sounds more like Johnny was caught in the midst of a bitch fit. I assumed that Crowley probably just lacks self awareness, until I saw this video of her dancing. Then I realized, she DEFINITELY lacks self awareness. I can move more gracefully than that.

Image via Instagram/ @coll_crowley

  1. Frat Me Maybe

    When she said she’d had 3 crown and cokes, what she meant was she had put on her queen crown and bumped 3 lines of coke.

    11 years ago at 10:42 pm
    1. cleavage

      It may be a Nissan but a GTR can dust pretty much any other car other than a Porsche 918 around a track.

      11 years ago at 11:52 pm
      1. Trutuitt

        What fucking bullshit is that, pulling the 918 outta the air like it belongs in a comparison with a GTR? “It may be a Mossberg but it can dust pretty much any other gun other than an M16 on a range” “It may be a Beechcraft but it can dust pretty much any other plane other than an F-4 Phantom in the air.” Thanks for letting everyone know you’ve heard about Porsches failed attempt to compete with the LaFerrari and the P1, I bet you’ve been looking for an excuse to feather that little bit of knowledge you’ve got into a conversation for a while now. You did an awful job and I hate you for it.

        11 years ago at 3:44 am
      2. Spell Checker

        The 918 was announced 4 years before the LaFerrari and two years before the P1. Simmer down now junior.

        11 years ago at 6:55 am
      3. cleavage

        McLaren and Ferrari haven’t posted lap times on the Nurburgring so as of right now the Nismo GTR is only second to the 918 Spyder. According to McLaren the P1 has posted a sub 7 minute time but considering they didn’t advertise it it A, wasn’t as fast as the Porsche or B, was ran with racing slicks therefore disqualifying it.

        11 years ago at 1:29 pm