Manziel Reportedly Showed Up To A Wednesday Practice Hammered Drunk

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According to NFL Network’s Mike Silver, Johnny Manziel showed up drunk to a practice late in the season. It was a week in which he was projected as the starter.

Also according to Silver’s report, the Browns lied about the incident and instead informed the media that the reason Manziel was not practicing was that he was undergoing concussion protocols — in effect, enabling Manziel.

I have this theory that I’m sure is 100% dead on: An elevated BAC is actually a performance enhancer in very mechanically-centric sports. These sports include ones that take years to fine-tune and master, requiring laser focus. These sports are also ones that don’t require much physical exertion, because alcohol severely inhibits that. Take golf, for example. Mechanics and mental focus are vital in golf. The higher the BAC, the less your mind gets in the way, the less you think about your mechanics, the more free-flowing your swing is, and the better you play.

I’m actually pitching a video idea to our friends at Callaway about this theory. Maybe a spin on that Sports Science segment that’s so popular. They’d fly me out somewhere, hook me up to a computer, start funneling cheap beer down my throat, and hand me a 7-iron. Then boom, I’m a genius.

Anyway, football is definitely not one of these sports.

[via NFL Network]

Image via Instagram/ @jmanziel2

  1. BobMotherFuckingBarker

    Manziel is turning into Tim Riggins, except there’s no way that Johnny would go to jail for his piece of shit brother that started a chop shop. Long live riggins

    10 years ago at 4:03 pm
  2. Gamefrock69

    Dorn only writes articles so he can humble-brag in them about how much he golfs. This entire website was supposed to be his sponsor me tape but too much gay porn on the forums must have fucked him.

    10 years ago at 10:27 pm