Martin Shkreli Wants To Pay Scientists To Bring Harambe Back From The Dead
We have the technology. We can rebuild him.
Pharmaceutical Entrepreneur Martin Shkreli — best known for obtaining the manufacturing license to a life-saving AIDS drug and jacking up the price to an unaffordable $750 per tablet as well as offering his ex $10,000 to munch her box — says he now wants to use his powers for good.
Shkreli’s hit up a bunch of scientists in the hopes of funding a project to revive the late gorilla, Harambe, and has documented his tireless pursuit on Twitter (in between several tweets about Hillary Clinton having Parkinson’s and a handful of Periscopes).
Unsuccessful in assembling a super team of scientists to revive Harambe, Shkreli now wants to get his hands on the gorilla’s DNA so he can inject it into himself and become Shkarambe:
Someone get this man that damn DNA..
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Was two Harambe articles in one day not enough for you guys?
9 years ago at 2:29 pmIt gets their dicks hard to watch us suffer
9 years ago at 2:36 pmPussies wet*
9 years ago at 3:22 pmThey’re just trying to sell us those shitty t-shirts.
9 years ago at 2:37 pmThis is getting out of hand
9 years ago at 2:43 pm#JUSTICE4HARAMBE
9 years ago at 2:47 pmLeave Harambe to barstool, this isn’t your game man
9 years ago at 2:48 pmCan we just stop with this?
9 years ago at 3:49 pmI somehow stumbled upon the Periscope of Shkreli being interviewed by some Barstool geed and Shkreli came off like a complete dork. I thought he may have been TFTC with all his antics but he’s really a huge goober and nerd, not at all what I expected from someone who conducted what he did.
9 years ago at 4:25 pmJust send those shirts over to a third world country and cut your losses boys, this is getting ridiculous
9 years ago at 6:19 pm#ishotharambe
9 years ago at 11:30 pmAnyone else notice that shkreli’s phone number is listed in the emails?
9 years ago at 11:32 pm