Your mom either likes wrinkly balls and dicks or shes just older than you which is weird. You and your dad should meet in the middle and double team your mom. TFTC
If that’s the case then your dad is at the youngest 54and your mom
Is at the youngest 34.Your at least 18, she was at least 16 when she had you so 16 plus 18 is 36(mom) plus 20 is 56(dad) that’s fucking weird.
Who doesn’t? You can easily spot the newly divorced cougars flying high in the fuck festival atmosphere of a college campus. They’re an easy target, and some are pretty damn hot.
You’re proud of this fact?
14 years ago at 12:59 pmRobbing cradles. TFTC
14 years ago at 5:57 pmStatutory Rape. FaF.
14 years ago at 6:46 pmChris Hansen. TCockblockM.
14 years ago at 8:57 pmWill your sister follow the tradition and be on MTV’s 16 and Pregnant?
14 years ago at 10:09 pmOnly if you get to her…except she isn’t quite your type.
14 years ago at 5:35 amYour mom either likes wrinkly balls and dicks or shes just older than you which is weird. You and your dad should meet in the middle and double team your mom. TFTC
14 years ago at 1:04 pmPicture or it didn’t happen
14 years ago at 1:20 pmJust kinda sounds like a whore trophy wife.
14 years ago at 1:09 pmSouthernRage has made an extremely astute observation. I am not perplexed in the least.
14 years ago at 1:13 pmMRS degree, perhaps?
14 years ago at 1:29 pmYour dad was slaying poon in college when your mother was born.
14 years ago at 1:45 amIf that’s the case then your dad is at the youngest 54and your mom
14 years ago at 1:12 pmIs at the youngest 34.Your at least 18, she was at least 16 when she had you so 16 plus 18 is 36(mom) plus 20 is 56(dad) that’s fucking weird.
^forgot to carry the 2. Gets ’em every time.
14 years ago at 1:14 pmWhat ever math or spelling I had wrong in that lap taken who fuvking cares
14 years ago at 1:16 pm^I guess you’re not an advocate of punctuation either.
14 years ago at 1:21 pmThe reason is “weird” is cus your making assumption on age.
14 years ago at 1:28 pmDelta Chi, what happened to all those posts about Collin Belcher. Is he doing ok?
14 years ago at 3:52 pm^^^^^^So when you die you won’t be a Delta Chi any more? Sucks.
14 years ago at 6:23 pmIs that you?? Collin!!!^^
14 years ago at 7:25 pm^^ actually I feel like that would be a good thing.
14 years ago at 10:38 pm^^ and no.
14 years ago at 10:38 pm36 year old knocking up a 16 year old. TFTC
14 years ago at 1:22 pm26 year old banging a 6 year old. TFratduskyM
14 years ago at 1:29 pmMaking the mistake of letting this post get put on the wall. TotalInternMove
14 years ago at 1:34 pmPretending to be the intern. TUnoriginalM
14 years ago at 1:36 pmFuck you.
^ Nate, is that you? Or did someone steal your name after the ban?
14 years ago at 1:58 pmYeah it’s actually me. Don’t know how I could prove it but whatever haha
14 years ago at 2:08 pm^Pictures. Pictures or it’s not you
14 years ago at 2:35 pmMy picture on TFM is the same one on my twitter, does that count?
14 years ago at 2:39 pmDiddlin kids at the playground. NF.
14 years ago at 5:09 pmI’m the TFM 1ntern
14 years ago at 5:18 pm^drink bleach.
14 years ago at 1:00 pmYour mom sounds very grounded and well-adjusted. I look forward to peeing in her butt at parents weekend.
14 years ago at 1:32 pmSo you’re also that one guy who goes after the moms at pre-fresh orientation? I can respect that.
14 years ago at 1:34 pmWho doesn’t? You can easily spot the newly divorced cougars flying high in the fuck festival atmosphere of a college campus. They’re an easy target, and some are pretty damn hot.
14 years ago at 10:01 pmHigh school pregnancy at its finest.
14 years ago at 1:50 pm^
14 years ago at 3:42 pmWeird marriages NF
14 years ago at 1:52 pmhttp://youtu.be/Wjtxo6gmns0
14 years ago at 1:53 pmTotalCradleRobberMoment.
14 years ago at 1:54 pmYou may be missing something, but I feel better not telling you what it is.
14 years ago at 3:41 pm