Still drinking and packing a lip while your jaw is wired shut for four weeks. TFM.

  1. FratShitCray3

    As someone who also had their jaw wired in highschool due to a football injury, I found it necessary to sympathize with you. It was hands down the worst experience of my life. People don’t realize that depending on the surgery and how your mouth is wired, it’s still very possible to do certain tasks such as drink and dip. Glad to see you’re keeping your chin up and taking a positive spin on things. I wish I could say the time will fly by, but it will most likely be hell. Hang in there and frat on

    13 years ago at 1:44 am
  2. ImNateHlggers

    My girlfriend in high school got her jaw wired shut and it was the worst experience of my life. Just kidding, no BJs was worth it because she had to keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.

    13 years ago at 6:53 am
    1. better_than_you

      ^^^^I think i remember her Nate…was she the one with that yeast infection and the scabs? Your fingers attracted more flies than that watermelon festival…She had a nice set of tits though.

      13 years ago at 4:25 pm
  3. Negative Nancy

    I HOPE THEY CAN’T GET THE STITCHES OUT AND YOU’RE STUCK LOOKING LIKE A HEADGEAR WEARING NERD FUCKIN’ FA.G.GOT. JUST GO AHEAD AND DRINK YOURSELF TO DEATH. – NANCY

    13 years ago at 11:28 am
    1. FlRSTpostOX

      I hope you stick your head out a car window and somebody rolls it up. -FlRSTpostOX

      13 years ago at 2:24 pm