Matthew McConaughey Says Texas Is Going To “Whoop TCU’s Ass” So Obviously It Will Happen
9 years ago

A local Austin reporter caught up with Matthew McConaughey leaving what I assume was a head shop along South Congress in Austin to ask him about the Charlie Strong situation. She didn’t ask him about the Texas-TCU game this Friday, but he spoke on that, too.

McConaughey has that Joe Biden condition where everything he says and does is effortlessly cool or funny.

Let us not forget that he delivered the greatest pregame speech of all time that was the sole reason for Texas beating Notre Dame in a thriller in week one. This was the game that made people say Texas was “back” because Notre Dame was good, then it turned out Notre Dame was just a really bad team that barely lost to a really bad Texas. Good times in Austin.

A video posted by espn (@espn) on

Sorry, TCU. Texas by a million.

[via Facebook/ FOX7austin]

h/t @HOOKem0

  3. DrGonzoTFM

    McConnaughey does have an impeccable record when it comes to being right about things.

    9 years ago at 10:24 pm
  4. thevaginator

    Those for not using this as a shameless plug for those God awful t-shirts you tried to sell us a few months back

    9 years ago at 10:28 pm
  5. Rebuttals

    You guys should make an intern add a spot where you can keep track of all your likes on photos or articles. That way when I wanna look at some classic rush tits or IBOTD I don’t have to search forever.

    9 years ago at 10:32 pm
    1. Henry_Eighth

      You have that feature if you use the browser. It’s in your profile under Favorites.

      9 years ago at 11:10 pm
  6. Drunk Chris Berman

    The fact that they didn’t fire Strong after this past week’s loss shows how inept their program is right now

    9 years ago at 10:39 pm
  7. GoodbyeNormalStreet

    The cover photo of McConaughey is what I picture Johnny Manziel looking like 10 years from now if he’s still kickin

    9 years ago at 10:46 pm
  8. JohnnyFratkins

    “condition where everything he says and does is effortlessly cool or funny.” TFM

    9 years ago at 11:29 pm
  9. SirFratPrick

    It’s alright Dorn, we know you don’t like girls. So yeah Texas by a million for you I guess.

    9 years ago at 11:46 pm
  10. Hoosier Fucking Daddy

    This would be nice, I’d like to see them in a bowl game again. Hook em.

    9 years ago at 1:05 am
    1. Broties n Boatshoes

      Your sports allegiances are all over the place. Tell me you’re a Pats fan too.

      9 years ago at 7:41 am
      1. Hoosier Fucking Daddy

        pardon me for attending IU after growing up a Texas fan as my father is an alum. Cubs, Bears, Bulls.

        9 years ago at 11:28 pm
  11. User Frat

    Calling it right now. Texas is winning the bcs playoff in 2 years. Take screen shots and I’ll be famous.

    9 years ago at 2:53 am