Mayoral Candidate Passes Out In Bar Wearing Mom Jeans
When you’re running for Mayor and the polls show you’re in a comfortable lead with 70% of the vote, you’re allowed to go to the bar, get sloshed on martinis, then pass out sitting up in your sport coat, gold watch, and mom jeans. It’s just a perk of leading the pack. It’s in the job description even.
This is Gloversville, NY mayoral candidate (R) Mike “The Martini” Ponticello, and he apparently passed his martini limit on Saturday night at Glove City Sports Lounge. Judging by the reactions, or lack thereof, of the other bar patrons, this isn’t The Martini’s first time passing out at a local bar, probably not even his first time passing out at this bar, and maybe not even his first time passing out in that very bar stool.
He nailed it, though. It appears that he was posted up in a casual power position putting out some majorly sensual mayoral vibes, then boom, lights out.
Get it, Mike.
[via NY Encore]
Passing out at bars because you can. TFTC
12 years ago at 10:38 amNever laughed harder at an article headline.
12 years ago at 10:38 amI could never tell whether I hated or admired this guy:
12 years ago at 10:49 amhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Ryan_(mayor)
This guy has a “scandals” section on Wikipedia. Someone get him a beer
12 years ago at 10:57 amJust read the whole section, this guy gives zero fucks. Pretty good read, some pledge linked it below.
12 years ago at 10:31 pmnot the right guy…
12 years ago at 12:31 amTaking laps until i get free appetizers.
12 years ago at 10:32 amIf he was wearing Khakis and sperrys this would be so fucking frat!
12 years ago at 11:47 amCharles Bronson?
12 years ago at 8:57 pm