1. 1st to Secede

    It’s not that hard. All you have to do is remind her of her two bastard children she had before she was 18 and that she has absolutely no chance at succeeding in life. Telling the truth #RFM

    14 years ago at 12:47 pm
  2. Erskine Mayo Boss

    While she’s giving you a lapdance, make a subtle comment about her “not even having a soul”. Gets em every time.

    14 years ago at 1:34 pm
  3. Stephen F Brostin

    I’m guessing it went something like: “Daddy?!? Is it really you? If only you spent this much time with me when I was a little girl instead of leaving me with Uncle Bill all the time.”

    14 years ago at 1:38 pm