Harambe McHarambeface

Meet Harambe McHarambeface, The Jinhua Zoo’s Lovable New Baby Gorilla

Harambe McHarambeface

The Jinhua Zoo, in China’s central Zhejiang province, held a naming contest for its new baby gorilla. No problem, I’m sure they were thinking, as the Harambe craze likely never caught steam on the other side of the planet. The people have spoken, though — overwhelmingly at 93% of votes — and the people have officially named the lovable infant primate Harambe McHarambeface.

Harambe McHarambeface!!!

When the contest was announced, the name Heijin (laaaaame) quickly jumped out to an early lead with over several hundred votes. Americans — because everything is one big goddamn joke to us, apparently — then found a link to the contest, nominated the name Harambe McHarambeface, passed it around social media, and now there is a legit baby gorilla in China named Harambe McHarambeface.

Incredible.

So chatter is starting to surface saying this story could be a hoax. I choose to believe it’s real, though, because the world needs a baby gorilla named Harambe McHarambeface.

[via Boston Leader]

Image via Shutterstock

    1. BrockTurner

      I’d fuck a passed out gorilla, maybe not a dead one though. That Roger Dorn is really sick.

      8 years ago at 3:03 pm
      1. Clarke_Griswold

        I know you’re trying to be funny, but that username is not cool man

        8 years ago at 6:37 pm
      1. Steroid are frat

        Dorn lets this Brock turner account on here but deletes my comment which wasn’t even bad..fuck you dorn

        8 years ago at 3:55 pm
    2. I Love All Races <3

      I legit thought the pic in the header of the article was Barack Obama.

      8 years ago at 5:13 pm
      1. Donnie Fratzoff

        What’s with all the high schoolers trolling the comments with dumb ass shit?

        8 years ago at 7:17 pm
      2. RisingFratstarOfTX

        You haven’t even gradutated high school, pal. If you’re going to try and fool us, be a bit more subtle.

        8 years ago at 12:29 pm
    1. What Is Haze Prevention

      Have you really gone your entire life spelling stops wrong?

      Also I’m baked so like I’m really curious

      8 years ago at 1:19 pm
  1. Shoeless_bro_jackson69

    Would it be not PC if someone dressed as harambe for Halloween.. Asking for a friend..

    8 years ago at 11:57 am
    1. ChiODarling

      It’s like 2016-blackface is always out of line….I Srs can’t even right now

      8 years ago at 12:14 pm
      1. ChiODarling

        Yeah. Still Asian Hun. Tits are still as microscopic as a white dudes testosterone levels.

        8 years ago at 12:30 pm
      2. Big Dumb Idiot

        So I’m reading into that comment that you play for the dark side. GTFO, we don’t take kindly to your types round here.

        8 years ago at 1:05 pm
      3. ChiODarling

        How exactly? I literally stated im asian-as in of japanese descent…we’re not particularly famous for producing self-degrading sluts….you on the other hand…

        8 years ago at 2:54 pm
      4. Shoeless_bro_jackson69

        You’re right blackface is pretty offensive.. However, show us your tits.

        8 years ago at 12:23 pm
    2. Are You Kidding Me

      I think I read somewhere that the whole Grambling football team is wearing that costume this year.

      8 years ago at 12:21 pm
  2. Are You Kidding Me

    If only someone would make a t-shirt to commemorate his birth. It will be the coolest thing in the high school yearbook.

    8 years ago at 12:16 pm