Megan Fox Takes Advice From Her Unborn Child
If you’re part of my generation, you’ll remember exactly how you felt when you saw Megan Fox in the Transformers movie way back in ’07. As a 13-year-old, she rocked my world on the big screen. I haven’t really paid much attention to her since then, but I recently ran across some strange things she said to the press. Apparently, her unborn child is somehow communicating with her.
From Fox News:
“You don’t hear an audible voice, but I feel like you receive messages from the child if you’re open to it,” she told Jimmy Kimmel of communicating with her unborn child during an appearance on his eponymous late night show Tuesday.
“For instance, this baby wanted me to live somewhere else, so we’re moving to a whole different place in Los Angeles because I feel like that’s where this baby wants to be raised.”
“I also feel like this baby is telling me it’s kind of like a Wernher von Braun or an Elon Musk, like a super genius,” she said.
If the baby wanted to be raised in Somalia, would you move there? I get where she’s coming from with the talk of it being a genius, though. Not even born yet and already showing discretion of what neighborhood it lives in. If I had been self-aware before birth, I would have my parents move to Compton so that I could be from there. That would be make me so cool.
We’ll have to see how long this goes until this baby starts talking about pentagrams and whatnot. Fox has been in horror movies before, but this would be a whole different ballgame..
[via Fox News]
Image via YouTube

Still hot though.
10 years ago at 10:45 amIntern you should have been an unborn child
10 years ago at 10:46 amHis parents tried, but the abortion didn’t take
10 years ago at 10:50 amHe took his first breath in a trash can in Tijuana, where “the baby is due tomorrow” trimester abortions are available without apointment.
10 years ago at 11:13 pmPerfect example of the Crazy:Hot ratio being 1:1
10 years ago at 10:56 amMegan Fox knows who Elon Musk is? Biggest surprise of the article:
10 years ago at 10:59 amMuch more impressed by knowing who Von Braun is. Elon Musk is pretty much a household name on the west coast. Similar to how everybody knows who Bill Gates or Steve Jobs is.
10 years ago at 3:31 pmMegan Fox doesn’t have that ’07 sex appeal she had that summer, but I would still smash. Even with that baby in there
10 years ago at 11:08 amThat kid is going to hear about how hot his mom is and what terrible, unforgivable things his friends would do to her every day. 100% chance he becomes a psychopath instead of a super genius
10 years ago at 11:18 amBrian ran some serious game to lock her down in her prime.
10 years ago at 11:24 amStill a more trustworthy voice than Bernie Sanders.
10 years ago at 1:33 pmTheres something unattractive about a hot chick who dates/marries beneath her. Know you’re value, lady.
10 years ago at 2:07 pmNo pics?
10 years ago at 2:09 pm