Men’s Winter Essentials – 2011
OHIO—Congratulations, JIs. After a semester’s worth of lineups, odd wake-up times, and hours upon hours of catering to those who came before, you are now among the actives. Enjoy your stay.
With that said, now is the time to truly build your identity as an active. Your Sperry Top Siders, properly hemmed shorts, and Brooks Brothers oxford cloth button downs (OCBDs) have taken you this far; though the uniform is tried, true, and tested, variations upon the classics will take you even farther. A wise man once said “Clothes don’t make the fratdaddy,” and, while the validity of this statement is debatable, quality threads will aid you in everything from garnering even more respect from the next pledge class to sealing the deal with that top-tier sorostitute at last call.
As noted, just as your pledge period has passed, so has the weather. Regardless of location, you are in for colder weather and therefore must build your wardrobe to fit the needs of Mother Nature. While there are those who steadfastly believe anything outside of our standard uniform to be “NF” or “GDI,” that belief system is inherently incorrect. We gentlemen pride ourselves as the cream of the crop, and an inability to walk the walk as we talk the talk will do nothing except make us look like geeds.
The first item to be addressed is of footwear. Examine any fratstar’s closet and the classics—Sperry Top Siders, Clarks Wallabees, New Balance 993s—will be well represented. While these are undoubtedly the foundation of fratting, two other options are both viable and desirable: the L.L. Bean “Bean Boot” and the Bass Weejun loafer.
The Bean Boot is a classic, having been produced by All-American outfitter L.L. Bean for decades. Bean Boots, often referred to as “duck boots,” are composed of a rubber sole and bottom combined with either a leather or canvas upper. Equally perfect for Northern brothers braving a blizzard to snag that next Natty rack or Southern brothers tracking wildlife in muddy conditions, the Bean Boot is versatile, well-constructed, and a quality option for the conditions that demand a bit more from us.
The Bass Weejun loafer, on the other hand, can enter your wardrobe with more frequency than the previously mentioned Bean Boot. Having first caught fire in the Ivy Leagues in the 1960s and again in the prep-idemic of the 1980s, the Weejun is to the fall and winter what the Top Sider is to spring or summer. Of course, there will be individuals who scream about the perceived frattiness of the item, but the debate is clear: there isn’t one. The loafers are versatile, appropriate anywhere from class to a grab-a-date, and the affordability (around $120) make them a more fiscally responsible choice than, say, a pair of Aldens. (Again, anyone who debates fiscal responsibility is obviously new money. Save it.)
With the evolution from shorts to pants, you’ll face a multitude of options throughout the season. For our brothers in the South, wearing your khakis is still a viable option. To diversify, however, look into Brooks Brothers Milano chino in either the navy or taupe options; they inject darker colors into your wardrobe while still maintaining a similarly proportioned fit and style. For the more formal events in the season, if you opt for a blazer/trouser combination, look again to Brooks Brothers for a heavier pair of either flannel or wool trousers. They can be worn with a classic blue blazer or a seasonal jacket; again, here, simplicity is key: opt for a flat front (no pleats) style, tailored to break (touch) at the top of your shoes.
Shirts, as with any season, stay nearly the same. Per usual, you should pursue OCBDs from either Brooks Brothers or Polo. Your oxford collection should be based in four colors: white, blue, pink, and yellow, in that order; to further build, look for options in a university stripe (often referred to as a banker stripe) or tattersall.
The final item is important yet inherently based on location. Coats should never be overlooked, yet the style desired will ultimately depend on your geographic region. If you have the benefit of hailing from an area with relatively mild winters, water and windproof options from The North Face, Columbia, or L.L. Bean are again wise choices. If winters are harsher affairs, or if you find yourself jetting out to visit relatives or ski, wool options are preferred. A nice topcoat from either a department store or individual clothier is wise, as it can be further used at a more formal event than just the Christmas season.
Alas, JIs, I hope this column has served you well. You are now among the ranks of men and must dress accordingly. While there will always be a time for frocket tees and Costas, changing seasons warrant changing options, and the items presented here will make the seasonal segue that much easier.
frattiest winterwear, hands down Barbour jackets.
14 years ago at 6:55 pmsecond
14 years ago at 7:50 pmJust got mine back, best investment i have made.
14 years ago at 8:44 pmThird. How many Fratty Lites can you fit in a North Face?
14 years ago at 8:48 pmA barbour jacket without a doubt confirms someone is a legit fratter. It’s one of the few things we have left that gdis haven’t started wearing.
14 years ago at 10:47 amMaybe instead of writing an article on how to dress, which most fratdaddies should already know, you should be out hunting or doing some other fratty activity. GEED.
14 years ago at 7:09 pmOr maybe he should be trolling the comments on TFM. That would be super fratty.
14 years ago at 7:34 pmFrom the guy commenting on the fashion column…
14 years ago at 7:34 pmFratagonia is way better than that GDI North Face crap.
14 years ago at 7:14 pmAgreed. Fratagonia > North Face
14 years ago at 8:45 pmOld North Face = FaF. Just cause he doesn’t mention Fratagonia and it sucks? Fuck off.
14 years ago at 10:03 pmSo your telling me that Fratagonia sucks? hahaha thats funny as hell
14 years ago at 10:37 pmHe didn’t say Fratagonia sucks. Both North Face and Fratagonia are TFM.
14 years ago at 11:19 amI love this. Great column!
14 years ago at 7:48 pmBarbour jackets-TFM Marmot makes great jackets as and LL Bean fleece lined pants are also great. The only reason I don’t like TNF is because, unless you’re buying Summit Series, their stuff is not very good quality.
14 years ago at 8:14 pmAgreed. I only like their ski shells…
14 years ago at 11:45 amThe man who wrote this must be not only FaF but quite well-spoken. Thank you for sharing.
14 years ago at 8:14 pmAgreed
14 years ago at 11:12 amNorth Face shares the same initials as Not Frat. Coincidence? I think not. They might as well sell North Face at Abercrombie.
14 years ago at 8:52 pmjust go with some qality fratagonia
14 years ago at 9:14 pmOr just step it up to Arc’teryx.
14 years ago at 10:15 pmarc’teryx is where it’s at, FaF and too expensive for poor ass GDIs
14 years ago at 3:24 amFratagonia is all about “going green” now and is therefore NF.
14 years ago at 2:18 pmPatagonia has always been about going green and it’s not like you use your jackets and gear for anything besides staying warm, so what’s it matter to you if you aren’t using it for the proper activities.
14 years ago at 2:38 pmSpyder is FaF!
14 years ago at 2:37 pmPhi of Old Kentucky you are clearly a moron and not frat. I have seen your type before they say anything that is going green must relate to global warming and thus GDI. If you were actually intelligent you would realize that conservation is FaF and not related to global warming Prius driving GDI’s. If you hunt or fish you should be all about conservation because where are our grandkids going hunt and fish if we destroy it all. Don’t be stupid just for the sake of “acting cool and tough.”
14 years ago at 7:37 amWell written, sure, but does this topic really warrant a TFM column? A man who has reached adulthood and still can’t pick out a proper wool overcoat is no man at all. But while you are at it, note leather gloves to match your clothing and shoes. Nothing says tool like a nice outfit finished off with ski gloves.
14 years ago at 9:13 pmOnce The North Face started selling at the Sports Authority it forever became NF. almost as bad as being sold at Wal-Mart.
14 years ago at 9:19 pmFuck yeah
14 years ago at 10:35 pmgood point
14 years ago at 11:20 amFratagonia and Mountain Hardware along with North Face are sold at Dick’s as well.
14 years ago at 6:40 pmThey sell Columbia at Sports Authority… is that NF now? No. Stop trying so hard
14 years ago at 7:14 pmI like my North Face but I prefer to frat in my Barbour jacket.
14 years ago at 9:21 pmPeople haven’t ventured into Barbour jacket’s yet… Only few people know about them.
14 years ago at 11:27 pmYou sound like hipsters praising something for being undiscovered.
14 years ago at 7:28 amThey’ve been around since 1894. Probably longer than your fraternity. People know about them.
14 years ago at 11:54 amDon’t get me wrong Brolex, I love my barbour. But if your charter is dated after 1900, NF.
14 years ago at 11:42 pm