Men’s Winter Essentials – 2011

OHIO—Congratulations, JIs. After a semester’s worth of lineups, odd wake-up times, and hours upon hours of catering to those who came before, you are now among the actives. Enjoy your stay.

With that said, now is the time to truly build your identity as an active. Your Sperry Top Siders, properly hemmed shorts, and Brooks Brothers oxford cloth button downs (OCBDs) have taken you this far; though the uniform is tried, true, and tested, variations upon the classics will take you even farther. A wise man once said “Clothes don’t make the fratdaddy,” and, while the validity of this statement is debatable, quality threads will aid you in everything from garnering even more respect from the next pledge class to sealing the deal with that top-tier sorostitute at last call.

As noted, just as your pledge period has passed, so has the weather. Regardless of location, you are in for colder weather and therefore must build your wardrobe to fit the needs of Mother Nature. While there are those who steadfastly believe anything outside of our standard uniform to be “NF” or “GDI,” that belief system is inherently incorrect. We gentlemen pride ourselves as the cream of the crop, and an inability to walk the walk as we talk the talk will do nothing except make us look like geeds.

The first item to be addressed is of footwear. Examine any fratstar’s closet and the classics—Sperry Top Siders, Clarks Wallabees, New Balance 993s—will be well represented. While these are undoubtedly the foundation of fratting, two other options are both viable and desirable: the L.L. Bean “Bean Boot” and the Bass Weejun loafer.

The Bean Boot is a classic, having been produced by All-American outfitter L.L. Bean for decades. Bean Boots, often referred to as “duck boots,” are composed of a rubber sole and bottom combined with either a leather or canvas upper. Equally perfect for Northern brothers braving a blizzard to snag that next Natty rack or Southern brothers tracking wildlife in muddy conditions, the Bean Boot is versatile, well-constructed, and a quality option for the conditions that demand a bit more from us.

The Bass Weejun loafer, on the other hand, can enter your wardrobe with more frequency than the previously mentioned Bean Boot. Having first caught fire in the Ivy Leagues in the 1960s and again in the prep-idemic of the 1980s, the Weejun is to the fall and winter what the Top Sider is to spring or summer. Of course, there will be individuals who scream about the perceived frattiness of the item, but the debate is clear: there isn’t one. The loafers are versatile, appropriate anywhere from class to a grab-a-date, and the affordability (around $120) make them a more fiscally responsible choice than, say, a pair of Aldens. (Again, anyone who debates fiscal responsibility is obviously new money. Save it.)

With the evolution from shorts to pants, you’ll face a multitude of options throughout the season. For our brothers in the South, wearing your khakis is still a viable option. To diversify, however, look into Brooks Brothers Milano chino in either the navy or taupe options; they inject darker colors into your wardrobe while still maintaining a similarly proportioned fit and style. For the more formal events in the season, if you opt for a blazer/trouser combination, look again to Brooks Brothers for a heavier pair of either flannel or wool trousers. They can be worn with a classic blue blazer or a seasonal jacket; again, here, simplicity is key: opt for a flat front (no pleats) style, tailored to break (touch) at the top of your shoes.

Shirts, as with any season, stay nearly the same. Per usual, you should pursue OCBDs from either Brooks Brothers or Polo. Your oxford collection should be based in four colors: white, blue, pink, and yellow, in that order; to further build, look for options in a university stripe (often referred to as a banker stripe) or tattersall.

The final item is important yet inherently based on location. Coats should never be overlooked, yet the style desired will ultimately depend on your geographic region. If you have the benefit of hailing from an area with relatively mild winters, water and windproof options from The North Face, Columbia, or L.L. Bean are again wise choices. If winters are harsher affairs, or if you find yourself jetting out to visit relatives or ski, wool options are preferred. A nice topcoat from either a department store or individual clothier is wise, as it can be further used at a more formal event than just the Christmas season.

Alas, JIs, I hope this column has served you well. You are now among the ranks of men and must dress accordingly. While there will always be a time for frocket tees and Costas, changing seasons warrant changing options, and the items presented here will make the seasonal segue that much easier.

    1. Fresh Powder

      A barbour jacket without a doubt confirms someone is a legit fratter. It’s one of the few things we have left that gdis haven’t started wearing.

      13 years ago at 10:47 am
  1. LaBRO & Graham

    Maybe instead of writing an article on how to dress, which most fratdaddies should already know, you should be out hunting or doing some other fratty activity. GEED.

    13 years ago at 7:09 pm
    1. Harry St. John Dixon

      Or maybe he should be trolling the comments on TFM. That would be super fratty.

      13 years ago at 7:34 pm
    1. hahaa

      Old North Face = FaF. Just cause he doesn’t mention Fratagonia and it sucks? Fuck off.

      13 years ago at 10:03 pm
  2. Hazing in the cold

    Barbour jackets-TFM Marmot makes great jackets as and LL Bean fleece lined pants are also great. The only reason I don’t like TNF is because, unless you’re buying Summit Series, their stuff is not very good quality.

    13 years ago at 8:14 pm
  3. Esquire McGoo

    The man who wrote this must be not only FaF but quite well-spoken. Thank you for sharing.

    13 years ago at 8:14 pm
  4. Old Bro Medicine Show

    North Face shares the same initials as Not Frat. Coincidence? I think not. They might as well sell North Face at Abercrombie.

    13 years ago at 8:52 pm
    1. cloak & dagger 1890

      arc’teryx is where it’s at, FaF and too expensive for poor ass GDIs

      13 years ago at 3:24 am
    2. Fratasstic

      Patagonia has always been about going green and it’s not like you use your jackets and gear for anything besides staying warm, so what’s it matter to you if you aren’t using it for the proper activities.

      13 years ago at 2:38 pm
    3. Bromosapien

      Phi of Old Kentucky you are clearly a moron and not frat. I have seen your type before they say anything that is going green must relate to global warming and thus GDI. If you were actually intelligent you would realize that conservation is FaF and not related to global warming Prius driving GDI’s. If you hunt or fish you should be all about conservation because where are our grandkids going hunt and fish if we destroy it all. Don’t be stupid just for the sake of “acting cool and tough.”

      13 years ago at 7:37 am
  5. Fratrick

    Well written, sure, but does this topic really warrant a TFM column? A man who has reached adulthood and still can’t pick out a proper wool overcoat is no man at all. But while you are at it, note leather gloves to match your clothing and shoes. Nothing says tool like a nice outfit finished off with ski gloves.

    13 years ago at 9:13 pm
  6. Fratastic Voyage

    Once The North Face started selling at the Sports Authority it forever became NF. almost as bad as being sold at Wal-Mart.

    13 years ago at 9:19 pm
    1. Stephen Alonzo Fratson

      Fratagonia and Mountain Hardware along with North Face are sold at Dick’s as well.

      13 years ago at 6:40 pm
    2. Nothing could be finer...

      They sell Columbia at Sports Authority… is that NF now? No. Stop trying so hard

      13 years ago at 7:14 pm
    1. Fratsius Ceasar

      People haven’t ventured into Barbour jacket’s yet… Only few people know about them.

      13 years ago at 11:27 pm
    2. Brolex

      They’ve been around since 1894. Probably longer than your fraternity. People know about them.

      13 years ago at 11:54 am
    3. Fresh Powder

      Don’t get me wrong Brolex, I love my barbour. But if your charter is dated after 1900, NF.

      13 years ago at 11:42 pm