Men’s Winter Essentials – 2011
OHIO—Congratulations, JIs. After a semester’s worth of lineups, odd wake-up times, and hours upon hours of catering to those who came before, you are now among the actives. Enjoy your stay.
With that said, now is the time to truly build your identity as an active. Your Sperry Top Siders, properly hemmed shorts, and Brooks Brothers oxford cloth button downs (OCBDs) have taken you this far; though the uniform is tried, true, and tested, variations upon the classics will take you even farther. A wise man once said “Clothes don’t make the fratdaddy,” and, while the validity of this statement is debatable, quality threads will aid you in everything from garnering even more respect from the next pledge class to sealing the deal with that top-tier sorostitute at last call.
As noted, just as your pledge period has passed, so has the weather. Regardless of location, you are in for colder weather and therefore must build your wardrobe to fit the needs of Mother Nature. While there are those who steadfastly believe anything outside of our standard uniform to be “NF” or “GDI,” that belief system is inherently incorrect. We gentlemen pride ourselves as the cream of the crop, and an inability to walk the walk as we talk the talk will do nothing except make us look like geeds.
The first item to be addressed is of footwear. Examine any fratstar’s closet and the classics—Sperry Top Siders, Clarks Wallabees, New Balance 993s—will be well represented. While these are undoubtedly the foundation of fratting, two other options are both viable and desirable: the L.L. Bean “Bean Boot” and the Bass Weejun loafer.
The Bean Boot is a classic, having been produced by All-American outfitter L.L. Bean for decades. Bean Boots, often referred to as “duck boots,” are composed of a rubber sole and bottom combined with either a leather or canvas upper. Equally perfect for Northern brothers braving a blizzard to snag that next Natty rack or Southern brothers tracking wildlife in muddy conditions, the Bean Boot is versatile, well-constructed, and a quality option for the conditions that demand a bit more from us.
The Bass Weejun loafer, on the other hand, can enter your wardrobe with more frequency than the previously mentioned Bean Boot. Having first caught fire in the Ivy Leagues in the 1960s and again in the prep-idemic of the 1980s, the Weejun is to the fall and winter what the Top Sider is to spring or summer. Of course, there will be individuals who scream about the perceived frattiness of the item, but the debate is clear: there isn’t one. The loafers are versatile, appropriate anywhere from class to a grab-a-date, and the affordability (around $120) make them a more fiscally responsible choice than, say, a pair of Aldens. (Again, anyone who debates fiscal responsibility is obviously new money. Save it.)
With the evolution from shorts to pants, you’ll face a multitude of options throughout the season. For our brothers in the South, wearing your khakis is still a viable option. To diversify, however, look into Brooks Brothers Milano chino in either the navy or taupe options; they inject darker colors into your wardrobe while still maintaining a similarly proportioned fit and style. For the more formal events in the season, if you opt for a blazer/trouser combination, look again to Brooks Brothers for a heavier pair of either flannel or wool trousers. They can be worn with a classic blue blazer or a seasonal jacket; again, here, simplicity is key: opt for a flat front (no pleats) style, tailored to break (touch) at the top of your shoes.
Shirts, as with any season, stay nearly the same. Per usual, you should pursue OCBDs from either Brooks Brothers or Polo. Your oxford collection should be based in four colors: white, blue, pink, and yellow, in that order; to further build, look for options in a university stripe (often referred to as a banker stripe) or tattersall.
The final item is important yet inherently based on location. Coats should never be overlooked, yet the style desired will ultimately depend on your geographic region. If you have the benefit of hailing from an area with relatively mild winters, water and windproof options from The North Face, Columbia, or L.L. Bean are again wise choices. If winters are harsher affairs, or if you find yourself jetting out to visit relatives or ski, wool options are preferred. A nice topcoat from either a department store or individual clothier is wise, as it can be further used at a more formal event than just the Christmas season.
Alas, JIs, I hope this column has served you well. You are now among the ranks of men and must dress accordingly. While there will always be a time for frocket tees and Costas, changing seasons warrant changing options, and the items presented here will make the seasonal segue that much easier.
Northface has been and always will be frat
14 years ago at 10:58 pmNo need to bash North Face. Fratagonia, North Face or Mountain Hardware are the quintessential trifecta of frat outerwear for the winter months. We all know that geeds haven’t heard of Mountain Hardware or Fratagonia and if a geed ever did hear of or own a North Face it was because Dicks had a 50% off sale.
14 years ago at 11:01 pmumm, geeds have been wearing fratagonia and mountain hardware for a while now, possibly before frat stars caught onto it, the honda element driving, starbucks drinking geeds love that stuff. Not saying its NF, just saying they wear it.
14 years ago at 12:17 amI know exactly what ur saying, all those bearded earthy types in my town wear mountain hardware. North face and Patagonia are what the upper class wear and mountain hardware is for the hipsters, not true everywhere but definately true where I come from.
14 years ago at 7:38 amDon’t acknowledge them.
14 years ago at 11:47 amThe North Face has been around for over 40 years, along with patagonia which most of don’t know but started as a fly fishing company. Mountain Hardwear is owned by Columbia and Jay Fratsby you probably got your North Face Denali jacket from Dicks at half price. Don’t start talking crap about companies until your know your facts. Have fun getting your Columbia vest from belk for Christmas.
14 years ago at 2:36 pmNo one is talking shit? Unlike you i actually use my back packing and mountaineering gear for what it was designed for. Not to walk to class. Go fuck yourself.
14 years ago at 6:06 pmLets not forget to add Spyder to this list as well because the GDI’s can’t afford it.
14 years ago at 2:35 pmhttp://www.spyderjacketsoutlet.com/
14 years ago at 10:06 amHahah holy dumb fuck these are awful, get the hell out of here.
Hey fratstar you clearly don’t know what you are talking about. Patagonia was founded in the 70’s by Yvon Chouinard. He and his buddies were making the best rock climbing gear in the world and decided to sell some of it. They started making their gear in the 50’s but didn’t form the company until the 70’s.
14 years ago at 7:33 amOut of curiosity, have any other fratters adopted the scarf. It may seem northern, but since I have to go stay up in the Upper West side of NYC over christmases, I’ve adopted the scarf with a navy blazer and a button down. Of course I only use brooks brothers or Jos A Banks cashmere scarves, but I was wondering if anyone else thinks it is possible to rock the scarf. GDI’s definitely can’t, but is it in the grey zone or the frat zone?
14 years ago at 11:10 pmMy brother rocks the scarf whenever its cold enough. He’s a pretty fashion forward postgrad frat-star, though. A woman’s opinion: I think it’s perfectly frat and acceptable to wear cashmere scarves when its cold.
14 years ago at 11:15 pmAs long as you don’t tie it around your neck, it’s fine. Wear it draped and hide the back under your coat’s collar.
14 years ago at 12:33 amAlso, I just want to point out that Jos. A. Bank is NF. That shit’s for geeds who need a TV commercial to tell them to buy suits…
14 years ago at 12:34 amI wear a grey and red cashmere scarf draped over my black pea coat. It’s a grey area but potentially acceptable.
14 years ago at 1:53 amYeah I picked one up in Scotland. It works, but I definitely agree don’t tie it.
14 years ago at 5:27 amJoseph A Banks is FaF you dumb ass.
14 years ago at 4:49 pmliterally just got done saddle soaping my weejuns, plus I’m pretty sure my little brother is getting me a pair of ll bean duck boots for christmas (i’ve had to wear my wallabees in the snow across campus for the past month or so)
14 years ago at 11:18 pmWay to go Brother. Pleasant Fratting. PA
14 years ago at 5:33 amYou too,
14 years ago at 12:27 pmfive apples sir
Gentleman, lest we forget TNF and Polo paved the way for Fratdaddies from the beginning. To abandon now and surrender them to the Geed would be sheer blasphemy.
In 1980 did Reagan abandon this country even though we were in the grasp of the GDI scum that was Jimmy Carter? Absolutely not.
14 years ago at 11:39 pmAgreed.
14 years ago at 9:29 amThird.
14 years ago at 1:19 pmHear here. Well said good sir, frat on.
14 years ago at 2:05 pmWell said!
14 years ago at 11:41 pmDoes that north face jacket come with a flat bill hat?
Great article with the exception of the north face.
14 years ago at 11:54 pmThe Denali is FaF. Geed.
14 years ago at 7:31 am2nd a Polo Fleece would be a lot more classy. Saw some 12yo prostitots wearing North Face.
14 years ago at 12:40 pmI like the north face but really everyone and there brother has the denali, you can still be frat while not having the same jacket as every one of your damn brothers.
14 years ago at 2:28 pmI love wearing my North Face jacket. It is wayy comfortable and fashionable. I don’t always wear a flat bill with it either. Sometimes I have a beanie for when it gets cold.
14 years ago at 3:24 pmfor a great median between sperrys and weejuns i find myself wearing bluchers quite a bit. they are a good transition between boat shoe and duck boot weather.
14 years ago at 12:49 amCole Haan. Hands down best shoes
14 years ago at 2:38 amlove my cole haans but im going with Bally
14 years ago at 10:02 amYou’re new money.
14 years ago at 11:11 amCole Haans are good for yard work and/ or if you don’t know what quality shoes are.
14 years ago at 12:45 pmCole Haans are amazing. I love these myself.
http://www.colehaan.com/colehaan/catalog/product.jsp?catId=100&productId=106412&productGroup=153261&pwpHash=shop,pwp,c-100/f-10002%2B70016%2B4294966276/ipp-40/pn-2
14 years ago at 1:19 pmYou’ve got to be pretty fucking tasteless to Cole Haans, let alone rubber soled Cole Haans.
Bench-made (at least), or go home.
14 years ago at 11:52 pm*wear Cole Haans.
14 years ago at 11:53 pmwhat? No Vineyard Vines? No Lacoste?
14 years ago at 7:56 amVV = GDI
14 years ago at 8:11 amVineyard Vines=FaF
14 years ago at 10:23 amVV lost my respect when they started selling skinny ties and cargo shorts. Shep and Ian dropped the ball
14 years ago at 10:29 amPledge trainer sounds like a fucking idiot.
14 years ago at 10:45 amvv gdi? what?
14 years ago at 11:41 amhey pledge trainer, if you think VV is gdi then you know nothing about being white, rich and classy.
14 years ago at 12:54 pmPolo and BB sell cargo shorts. Polo sells shit obviously intended for gay guys. Are they not fratty either?
14 years ago at 9:32 pmGo back to the jersey shore, Snookie. Oh, I mean “pledge trainer”. God help those pledges.
Am I the only one who is really tired of being told what to wear? If you’re a true Southern gentleman, this should not have to be explained to you. Your closet should already have all of this, and you should know what is and is not acceptable. By laying out these ground rules (and from Ohio, no less), all we’re doing is teaching geeds who got an unwarranted bid how to dress properly. Sure, most of your suggestions are accurate and commendable, I would add Georgia Boots or Vasque Sundowners and take out Sperrys (debate their continued relevance all you want, their only place in the winter is on the boat), and maybe add a few other options for jackets, but all in all, these should be things kept among a small circle…just like bids.
14 years ago at 8:21 amFantastic Comment
14 years ago at 7:12 pmVery well said – I think good taste will continue to stay within good company.
14 years ago at 8:23 pm