Knowing you have a good internship when you can see protesters outside your building. TFM.

    1. Success

      Can we please stop responding to this pathetic individual? He named himself as a troll, continues as a troll, and even posted that he created the user name “drunkedly” to do this for three weeks. Though that’s bullshit and he continues to do nothing in his pathetic existence than post “first”, that doesn’t mean he has to be acknowledged. He is a douche that needs to be ignored.

      12 years ago at 12:46 pm
  1. 2ironking

    All you need to tell the ignoramus, know-nothing lower life specimens that consider themselves “protestors” is that our greenbacks control their animosity.

    12 years ago at 9:13 pm
    1. Bernanke is a Hebe

      Gentlemen, you have successfully cycled through each possible permutation of the original post. Congratulations.

      12 years ago at 10:30 pm
  2. SK0194

    You should drop paper bags of water on them, like they did in Mad Men. Except this time it’s not racist.

    12 years ago at 9:29 pm
  3. Tallapoosa Snu

    “Dammit, I dropped a Malatov Cocktail out of the window again…. totally my bad.”

    12 years ago at 10:28 pm
    1. BossMan DubC

      ^^^ The only problem I have with this statement is that although hilarious, it is a sad waste of booze.

      12 years ago at 7:42 am
  4. Sunrise Shotguns

    Yeah, that was my first clue that I was in the right place for my Penn State athletics internship.

    12 years ago at 11:14 pm
    1. futurestradeCME

      Copy + Paste from the website We are Wall Street. It’s our job to make money. Whether it’s a commodity, stock, bond, or some hypothetical piece of fake paper, it doesn’t matter. We would trade baseball cards if it were profitable. I didn’t hear America complaining when the market was roaring to 14,000 and everyone’s 401k doubled every 3 years. Just like gambling, its not a problem until you lose. I’ve never heard of anyone going to Gamblers Anonymous because they won too much in Vegas.

      Well now the market crapped out, & even though it has come back somewhat, the government and the average Joes are still looking for a scapegoat. God knows there has to be one for everything. Well, here we are.

      Go ahead and continue to take us down, but you’re only going to hurt yourselves. What’s going to happen when we can’t find jobs on the Street anymore? Guess what: We’re going to take yours. We get up at 5am & work until 10pm or later. We’re used to not getting up to pee when we have a position. We don’t take an hour or more for a lunch break. We don’t demand a union. We don’t retire at 50 with a pension. We eat what we kill, and when the only thing left to eat is on your dinner plates, we’ll eat that.

      For years teachers and other unionized labor have had us fooled. We were too busy working to notice. Do you really think that we are incapable of teaching 3rd graders and doing landscaping? We’re going to take your cushy jobs with tenure and 4 months off a year and whine just like you that we are so-o-o-o underpaid for building the youth of America. Say goodbye to your overtime, and double time and a half. I’ll be hitting grounders to the high school baseball team for $5k extra a summer, thank you very much.

      So now that we’re going to be making $85k a year without upside, Joe Mainstreet is going to have his revenge, right? Wrong! Guess what: we’re going to stop buying the new 80k car, we aren’t going to leave the 35 percent tip at our business dinners anymore. No more free rides on our backs. We’re going to landscape our own back yards, wash our cars with a garden hose in our driveways. Our money was your money. You spent it. When our money dries up, so does yours.

      The difference is, you lived off of it, we rejoiced in it. The Obama administration and the Democratic National Committee might get their way and knock us off the top of the pyramid, but it’s really going to hurt like hell for them when our fat a**es land directly on the middle class of America and knock them to the bottom.

      We aren’t dinosaurs. We are smarter and more vicious than that, and we are going to survive. The question is, now that Obama & his administration are making Joe Mainstreet our food supply…will he? and will they?”

      12 years ago at 11:44 pm
    2. JamesWestfall

      “The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you very much.” Gives me a boner everytime.

      12 years ago at 12:22 am