It's against city ordinance to land our helicopter at the lake house so my dad cuts a $12,000 check every month to prepay the fine. TFM.

    1. Fratty McFraterson

      Clearly bullshit, a real fratdaddy wouldn’t take a helicopter to the lake, he’d ride convoy in a couple frathoes.. how are you supposed to fit multiple slampieces, fratdaddies, and cases of fratwater in a helicopter?

      15 years ago at 1:38 pm
  1. dumb

    100% BS. How do I know? People accumulate wealth (and helicopters/lake houses) by being smart. So in turn, smart leads to wealth which leads to fratting. This isn’t smart, isn’t fratty, and it is just plain dumb.

    15 years ago at 2:22 pm
    1. Deadboy98

      An accumulation of wealth is in fact the polar opposite of intellect. How do I know this? Frat douches.

      14 years ago at 12:55 pm