Michael Jordan And Derek Jeter Are Responsible For Tiger Woods Boning So Many Random Girls
Before Tiger Woods was spending nights with Perkins waitresses, escorts, and just about any girl he laid his eyes on, he was a shy, nerdy kid who just couldn’t make anything happen with the females. Despite already being a Masters and PGA Championship winner, he just didn’t know how to pick up women. That weighs on a man, especially one of his stature.
His luck would change, though, thanks to one fateful night out with two of the all-time greats in their respective sports: Michael Jordan and Derek Jeter. We all know how successful Jeter is with women, so you know Woods was in good hands. ESPN wrote a story on Tiger and went into detail on how the two helped him win over the ladies.
One night he went to a club in New York with Derek Jeter and Michael Jordan. Jeter and Jordan circulated, talking with ease to one beautiful woman after another. (Both declined to comment about the episode.) At one point, Tiger walked up to them and asked the question that lives in the heart of every junior high boy and nearly every grown man too.
“What do you do to talk to girls?”
Jeter and Jordan looked at each other, then back at Tiger, sort of stunned.
Go tell ’em you’re Tiger Woods, they said.
Easiest line in the book for a celeb. Must be nice..
[via ESPN]
Image via YouTube
Blaming others for your atrocious behavior. TFM
9 years ago at 1:23 pmI can tell you worked really hard on this article Harrison.
9 years ago at 1:28 pmTiger Woods is the Jordan Spieth of bangin chicks
9 years ago at 1:34 pmTiger woods is the tiger woods of bangin bitches
9 years ago at 1:41 pmI said bangin chicks not bitches
9 years ago at 1:57 pmDon’t say anything else
9 years ago at 2:03 pmDo you know who I am, boy??? I’m the mother fucking governor of New Jersey and if you mouth off to me I will bring my wrath down upon you with the fury of one thousand suns BOOOOOOOOOM
9 years ago at 2:09 pmDo less
9 years ago at 2:15 pmThis may be one of the worst series of comments I have ever seen.
9 years ago at 7:13 pmThank you for commenting on one of the worst series of comments ever and thus becoming a part of TFM history
9 years ago at 7:41 amCheating on your significant other with a Perkins waitress… FaF
9 years ago at 1:37 pmCheating on your model wife for a toothless perkins waitress. NF.
9 years ago at 1:47 pmYou’ve never got a BJ from a toothless Perkins waitress.
9 years ago at 2:00 pmWaffle House
9 years ago at 2:03 pmExtensive research on this article, Lee
9 years ago at 6:42 pmpicking up girls by telling them your name. TFM.
9 years ago at 6:42 pmThis is maybe the stupidest synopsis of one of the best sports stories I’ve read in a long time. No better than those liberal ass websites that take things out of context. If you have time I suggest the read. http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/15278522/how-tiger-woods-life-unraveled-years-father-earl-woods-death?ex_cid=espntw
9 years ago at 10:26 pmMissed that he put the link in the article. Laps taken
9 years ago at 10:28 pmLets talk about the fact he tore is ACL getting the shit beat out him by Navy SEALs in Maryland. He is freaking insane.
Also the fact that his baseball was thinking about joining the Navy and probably trying to become a SEAL in ’05-’06.
9 years ago at 10:43 pmHoly shit. Do you know if his baseball was successful in his attempt to become a SEAL?
9 years ago at 12:22 amI have a Frisbee that wants to be a Ranger.
9 years ago at 6:26 amDid he name his baseball Rawlings?
9 years ago at 8:42 amMr. Spaulding
9 years ago at 9:55 amI went to a bar last night and told every woman there that I was Tiger Woods. At 2am I found one that was drunk enough to believe me, so yeah this line works pretty well.
9 years ago at 6:32 amI thought this story would be a lot better.
9 years ago at 9:42 am