Spiking your Coke with Wild Turkey at the kid’s table on Thanksgiving. TFM.

reminds me of last summer, my family and i went to vacation in hawaii, the big island. i’m like 4 mixers deep, sippin’ on diet cokes and wild turkeys (aka givin em the bird lol). so we go out on the boat, to scuba dive, i get all my gear ready and hop in the water, i go underwater and see one of the nicest sets of fake knockers i’ve ever seen. i swim up behind her and grab them thru her pink bikini. she shrieked and spun around like one of those spinny tops u can get for 15 tickets at chuck e. cheese or dave n busters, anyways once she saw my chiseled body and model good looks, she smiled and we swam together back to the boat. once on board, we made our way to the bathroom, where i punisher her va-jay-jjay until i got so excited that i released a giant load right on her cans. after i cleaned up her juggs with a square of teepee, we got dressed and exited the washroom, just as we were exiting the captain was waiting to use the shitter, he asks me “how was everything in there?” and winked. i respond with a sly grin “the place is in ship shape sir”