Spent half of Spring semester drinking rum and banging my slampiece girlfriend in another country. Still managed to finish in the top 10% of my class. TFM.

  1. JW Wood

    Rules are rules bro. A girlfriend does not count as a slam piece. That may fly in Michigan but not in the great south.

    14 years ago at 2:43 am
  2. Fuzzy Zoeller

    You drink rum? I bet it was cheap too. When you grow some balls and drink whiskey, especially some that cost more than a GDI’s rent, then you’ll gain some respect on this site…Oh wait, you go to Michigan, you will always be a douchebag

    14 years ago at 5:31 am