Michigan Fan Hysterically Crying After The Michigan State Loss Needs To Get It Together

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I get it. That was a historic loss. If Michigan State goes on to win the national championship (they won’t), ESPN will make a 30 for 30 ten years from now strictly on that play. It was the Auburn field goal return on steroids. A “Mother of God” moment that still probably hasn’t hit home with Big Blue just yet. They had that game. Fans were starting to count down the days to Ohio State, a spot in the Big 10 championship, and potentially a seat at the four team playoff. Then, without warning, they got their hearts ripped firmly out of their chests and stomped on. I don’t care how much of a man you claim to be, that big of a 180 in emotions fucks with you. Heartbreak city.

Now am I excusing this poor bastard? Not exactly. Sometimes you just need to let it all out on the field. Understandable. But have some self control and pride, my man. You sound like a seal being clubbed to death mixed with a middle school girl whose family dog just died. Not a good look at all. Don’t cry because it happened, Michigan, smile because you have Jim fucking Harbaugh.

  1. daddyslittlegirl

    There are a few exceptions to the men crying rule: it’s your senior year and you just lost your very last game. Your dog died. A family member or friend died. Or it’s your wedding day. I don’t want to see a guy cry any other time.

    11 years ago at 7:10 pm
    1. SuperSig1845

      You’re only happy exception is the wedding day? Cynical. You’ve never seen an ass so great it brings tears?

      11 years ago at 1:50 am
  2. AshleySchaefer

    Dorn’s reaction when Chris Hansen comes out of the kitchen and ask him to “have a seat over there”

    11 years ago at 1:09 pm
  3. RollTideTilIDie

    Dude sounds like the gingerbread man from Shrek. Kept waiting for him to say “not the gumdrop buttons!”

    11 years ago at 5:56 pm