Michigan Law Students To Cope With Sad Election With Snacks And Play Time
If you’re a Michigan Law student who’s too distraught and stressed over the results of the presidential election to carry on with your day-to-day life, worry no more. On Monday, November 14 at high noon, you have the opportunity to join your other pussy classmates to get your mind right by enjoying snacks and coloring and playing with bubbles and Legos in a positive, stress-free environment.
From the Michigan Law website:
Post-election Self-care with Food and Play
Date: 11/14/2016
Time: 12:00 PM to 01:00 PM
Contact: Reena ShethLocation: Hutchins Hall 138
Description: Join us for delicious and comforting food with opportunity to experience some stress-busting, self-care activities such as coloring sheets, play dough, positive card-making, Legos, and bubbles with your fellow law students.
From everything I can gather from the website, this is not a joke. I want it to be a joke so badly, but it is not a joke. It’s real. Students have the chance to “post-election self-care” by decompressing and enjoying snacks and playing with toys designed for toddlers.
I don’t like the word “pussy.” Everybody knows that about me. But I cannot think of a more appropriate term for adult law students who partake in snack and play time because they didn’t get their way. So unbelievable yet sadly perfectly believable in 2016 America.
Play dough. Bubbles. Coloring sheets. Law students. Adults. Pussies..
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Shit like this makes Trump winning so much sweeter. Fucking safe space pussies.
9 years ago at 4:15 pmThis generation blows
9 years ago at 4:17 pmnot really, its hilarious, great entertainment.
9 years ago at 4:57 pmI like the word pussy.
9 years ago at 4:21 pmY’all see the CEO of grubhub sent a company-wide email saying if an employee voted for Trump they should resign immediately? What a time to be alive
9 years ago at 4:35 pmThe CEO of grubhub should be stoned in the streets.
9 years ago at 5:02 pmIf he had said democrats, blacks, gays, or any minority group should be fired, there would be rioting in the streets, and he’d be lynched. I can not wait for this whole uncool to be conservative bullshit to be over.
9 years ago at 11:58 pmHopefully they’ll be the first to go over the wall
9 years ago at 4:52 pmNot liking the word pussy.TotalDornMove
9 years ago at 4:56 pmHave you seen the size of these protesters? The last thing they need is more snacks.
9 years ago at 5:52 pmI’m in law school right now. We tackle the subject of rape, brutal murder, and other awful things daily. The fact that law students need something like this tells me that they weren’t old enough or mature enough to be admitted to begin with.
9 years ago at 6:03 pmWhere do you go? Cooley?
9 years ago at 6:21 pmsomeone’s salty about their middle tier school, bottom tier job prospects, and receding hairline
9 years ago at 6:25 pmYoure just mad because your paying 50k/yr for a third tier education and your school still cant afford to provide legos.
9 years ago at 6:36 pm*you’re
9 years ago at 6:56 pmFor this they deserved to be kicked from College Football Playoff contention. That’ll show them to not be pussies.
9 years ago at 6:34 pm