Executing a hostile takeover of the indians land after hazing the balls off of the red coats and then paying the spaniards to go home. America. TFM.

  1. CaptainBrohab

    Never would have thought that the Trail of Tears was FaF, and no, I’m not referring to marching pledges.

    14 years ago at 2:13 pm
    1. FOKROMIX

      Agreed. Andrew Jackson was FaF for holding a kegger on the White House lawn, not for the Trail of Tears.

      14 years ago at 2:28 pm
    1. west is best

      I am assuming this is another one of your jokes. If California and the North were gone that would.. just leave us with the cornfields and illiteracy. Go sit on your thumb and then sniff it boss isn’t that how ya’ll get your pleasure down in the armpit of our country.

      14 years ago at 4:08 pm
    2. Oprah Is A Dyke

      I’m fine with the fratstars in california and wherever have you. But I’m sure you can agree they are a shit ton of douchers in those areas. I’m not not saying everyone in the south aren’t douchers, but the percentages are fucking 10 times as much in those regions. And no, contrary to popular belief, I have never seen incest or hickness or any other stupid stereotype of southern culture in any fraternity or sorority at any southern chapter I have been to. I have, however, seen mass amounts of earrings, spray tans, dyed hair, man rings, shell necklaces, and gay members in my visits to said areas. So no, thi

      14 years ago at 4:13 pm
    3. Oprah Is A Dyke

      So no, this is not a joke. Just a fact of what I have seen of said aspects of greek culture when I have visited chapters in the north and california and arizona. I’m not hating on everyone in those regions and I know you can attest to all the hipsters in fraternities and sororites out there in the west. I’m sure you are a gentleman ‘west is best’ but it is what it is.

      14 years ago at 4:17 pm
    4. west is best

      Im curious to know what schools and fraternities you have visited in California, as seeing you are from North Carolina, (the lesser of the two respective states) it actually strikes my curiosity as to how people across the country know about greek life out here. Youtube, stereotypes about California, jealous about it being the most well-known state outside the United States. Just go to Australia and tell women you’re froma you will thank me later. Get back to me on the campus chapters you have visited big guy I know you are on here enough to respond.

      14 years ago at 4:33 pm
    5. Oprah Is A Dyke

      I’ll repsect that. If you are in California, then I’ve been to Cal Poly, UCLA, USF, and USD. On what I saw there, it wasn’t that fratty. UCLA is probably the most repsectable school I visited there. I’m not saying I go to a fratty school nor am I saying I all the chapters on my campus are fratty. They aren’t. But from what I saw, the bad geedy kids that are in fraternites at my school would look fratty at the likes of the places I’ve visited. I ain’t going to argue with this anymore because it’s not what I do. And if you prove me wrong then so be it. I’m basing everything on my own two eyes. I don’t take grain of salt of what I see on youtube or the internet or by word of mouth.

      14 years ago at 4:39 pm
    6. west is best

      I can see where your rationale comes from. You visited a christian private school, a liberal arts school, and a very liberal university. As for Cal Poly they will not meet the standards of “fratiness” as potrayed on this website, but they will rage with any SEC “fratstar” which everyone claims to be. Then again who fucking cares this a website about jokes supposed to bring brothers together. Im glad you actually ahd some ground to stand on. keep up the good work with the sarcasm it is keeping this website alive. For future visits you might want to try USC, Chico State, or SDSU.

      14 years ago at 4:55 pm
    7. Oprah Is A Dyke

      Will do. I’ve been wanting to visit SDSU and Pepperdine. I appreciate the heated conversation. Always like to see others point of view.

      14 years ago at 4:59 pm
    8. Black and Yellow

      I’m sorry but isn’t the most famous city in America New York City? I mean isn’t that why the jib jabs bombed the World Tradecenter?

      14 years ago at 9:46 pm
  2. the fratness monster

    I must be fuzzy on my history. Didn’t we pay the French to go home with the Louisiana purchase? I thought we hazed the Mexicans over Texas, and the Spanish during the Spanish-American war?

    14 years ago at 2:22 pm
  3. FOKROMIX

    You left out France, Mexico, and Russia to name a few. Read a history book, dumb ass.

    14 years ago at 2:26 pm