Goddamn, even Jesus Christ couldn’t perform a miracle to save your ugly ass. With that said, I’m sure this guy’s “merger” is as impressive as LGBT merging with the NAACP.
Getting married is just agreeing to hate someone until they take half your shit. not altogether appealing. and yes, my parents have gone in different directions. and yes, two christmases is fuckin sweet.
yeah it does. But the cool shit is alright. My stepmother bought me a plane for my 17th birthday. Shit was epic. If you’re parents are awesome, they just go ahead and marry millionaires. She took all her money from the most prominent lawyer in the state. And this girl bought me a fucking 900 Hawker XP and its actually fucking awesome. So divorce isn’t all bad.
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12 years ago at 8:30 pmMore like aggressive venture capitalism.
12 years ago at 8:34 pmGame Over
12 years ago at 8:48 pmDoes anyone else think this is trying a bit too hard?
12 years ago at 9:00 pmYou would obviously know what trying hard is…
12 years ago at 9:17 pm^He’s got years of experience in the field.
12 years ago at 9:26 pm^id say he’s the expert
12 years ago at 9:26 pmGoddamn, even Jesus Christ couldn’t perform a miracle to save your ugly ass. With that said, I’m sure this guy’s “merger” is as impressive as LGBT merging with the NAACP.
12 years ago at 9:29 pm^Seems rather irrelevant to the comment thread..
12 years ago at 9:31 pm^entirely, but I agree with the sentiment of tryhard’s comment. If you’re marrying someone, you better think of it as more than just a merger.
12 years ago at 2:36 amUntil the DOJ stomps that out
12 years ago at 9:37 pmPlease tell me you’re not referring to the same-sex marriage shit.
12 years ago at 2:37 amI don’t know what he is. Because he’s not a bear, but he’s certainly not a twink.
12 years ago at 10:08 amGetting married is just agreeing to hate someone until they take half your shit. not altogether appealing. and yes, my parents have gone in different directions. and yes, two christmases is fuckin sweet.
12 years ago at 10:31 pmTwo Christmases=More Booze money. It is quite lovely
12 years ago at 11:41 pmI suppose that could be true (I have no personal experience) but having divorced parents still sucks a massive cock.
12 years ago at 2:38 amyeah it does. But the cool shit is alright. My stepmother bought me a plane for my 17th birthday. Shit was epic. If you’re parents are awesome, they just go ahead and marry millionaires. She took all her money from the most prominent lawyer in the state. And this girl bought me a fucking 900 Hawker XP and its actually fucking awesome. So divorce isn’t all bad.
12 years ago at 8:02 pmReferring to your upcoming wedding as a “buyout”. TFM.
12 years ago at 9:37 pm