Refused to take off my USA hat in an Amsterdam, but the bartender yanked it from me after a shot. Therefore, I claim Amsterdam as a U.S territory. TFM.

    1. Koozies_and_Boobies

      ^ go get some matches, wood, a stake, then light a fire and burn yourself to the stake you son of a bitch.

      13 years ago at 2:12 pm
    1. timberrrrrr1848

      Agreed. Two left jabs and a right rook would’ve been far more appropriate, bosmaisa.

      13 years ago at 9:54 am
  1. America wins two world wars and is the envy of all the world but you lost to a bartender in Amsterdam? Good job bro

    13 years ago at 5:34 pm
    1. funnymotherfucker

      ^Yeah seriously, after he yanked your hat off, did you yank on his penis a little bit? Then maybe let him fuck you in the ass a little bit while you drunkenly screamed AMERICA!

      13 years ago at 7:30 pm