Refused to take off my USA hat in an Amsterdam, but the bartender yanked it from me after a shot. Therefore, I claim Amsterdam as a U.S territory. TFM.
^Yeah seriously, after he yanked your hat off, did you yank on his penis a little bit? Then maybe let him fuck you in the ass a little bit while you drunkenly screamed AMERICA!
First Again!
13 years ago at 1:50 pm^ go get some matches, wood, a stake, then light a fire and burn yourself to the stake you son of a bitch.
13 years ago at 2:12 pmIn an Amsterdam what?
13 years ago at 1:57 pm^This
13 years ago at 7:09 pm^^ got ’em
13 years ago at 10:51 amCool story bro
13 years ago at 2:08 pmGreat caption Tolstoy.
13 years ago at 2:32 pmSeriously, Amsterdam?
13 years ago at 3:58 pmWay to represent America dumbass.
13 years ago at 4:15 pmGood job at getting treated like a bitch in a bar.
13 years ago at 4:53 pmAgreed. Two left jabs and a right rook would’ve been far more appropriate, bosmaisa.
13 years ago at 9:54 amAmerica wins two world wars and is the envy of all the world but you lost to a bartender in Amsterdam? Good job bro
13 years ago at 5:34 pmYou and the bartender both sound like bitches.
13 years ago at 6:21 pm^Yeah seriously, after he yanked your hat off, did you yank on his penis a little bit? Then maybe let him fuck you in the ass a little bit while you drunkenly screamed AMERICA!
13 years ago at 7:30 pmLiquor does taste good
13 years ago at 8:49 pm