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Here Is Mike Pence’s Fraternity Composite Photo

mike pence fraternity composite fiji phi gamma delta

While President-elect Donald Trump looks to continue the Obama-started trend of non-Greek affiliated presidents, his sidekick, Vice President-elect Mike Pence, is set to become the first Greek Veep since 1993. Here’s Pence’s fraternity composite photo from his days as a brother of Phi Gamma Delta (FIJI) at Hanover College in Hanover, Indiana, which he attended from 1977-1981.

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Look at that fresh head of lettuce! Was not expecting that. I always assumed Pence has had gray hair from birth, like a Weimaraner, or George Clooney. I guess you don’t see too many gray-haired college kids walking across campus unless it’s Halloween or they’re a thirty-fifth year senior, though, so either I’m a moron or college Mike Pence had a great hair colorist.

Here are a few fun facts about the last time we had a Greek VP:

1. No current college students were should have been alive during that time (get your life together, sixth year seniors, you inbred sloths).

2. The last we had a Greek VP, we had a Greek president as well — and both were brothers of the same fraternity. The ticket? Bush/Quayle 88. Both were members of Delta Kappa Epsilon: Bush Sr. at Yale, and Quayle at DePauw. While we won’t have a fraternity power presidency to that degree this coming term, it should be noted that while Donald Trump wasn’t a FIJI, his son, Donald Trump, Jr., was. Close enough, right?

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  1. Butanefratoil

    Some fuckwad with the gamertag “total frat move” keeps sending me invites on Xbox live who the fuck is this

    7 years ago at 3:00 pm
  2. Ramsay Bolton

    This should have just been posted in photos if your commentary is going to be this weak.

    7 years ago at 3:08 pm
    1. SigmaAlphaMan

      The photo section basically doesn’t exist anymore with one post per month

      7 years ago at 5:54 pm
  3. Broties n Boatshoes

    Thank God y’all put the watermark over the photo. Wouldn’t want any other news outlets picking this up without getting credit since this is a huge outlet for breaking news.

    7 years ago at 3:45 pm
    1. thadcastle2

      “Sorry Fox News I’d let you use my fraternity composite photo but I guess TFM owns it. I even had to write their url on my original so they don’t sue me”

      7 years ago at 4:14 pm
  4. olderthanyou

    The sign on the can you are in Lowboy says “no dog waste”. We know you can’t write, we now now you can’t read.

    7 years ago at 4:02 pm
  5. Frattastic41

    I’m about to be 22 and back in college after serving my country for 3 years. Fuck your opinion.

    7 years ago at 4:52 pm