Milwaukee Bucks Owner’s Crazy Hot Daughter Goes To Princeton, Dominates Instagram
Wesley Edens owns a massive hedge fund in New York, the Milwaukee Bucks, and a smoking hot daughter, Mallory Edens. The latter is a long distance runner at Princeton, and spits fire on Instagram. The triple threat: ahtletic, brains, and good looks.
Mallory became an internet sensation back in the 2014 NBA draft, because she’s hot and dudes are pervs.
Mallory Edens is winning the NBA Draft Lottery. Yes, I googled to make sure she is 18. pic.twitter.com/ouS8Bn08pi
— Ride The Pine (@RTPSports) May 21, 2014
Now that she’s moved on to college, and fresh off a spring break trip where she hit the beach, I feel like it’s not creepy anymore to post her on here, since she’s a sophomore now. Right? Right.
Mallory, when you’re ready to settle down and have a few athlete babies while sipping the finest wines hillside in Austin, give me a shout..
Meh
9 years ago at 5:08 pmMaybe in a couple of years?
9 years ago at 5:09 pmWife the shit out of her
9 years ago at 5:11 pmToo bad I am in middle school
9 years ago at 5:11 pmkid can dream.
9 years ago at 1:01 amHopefully some of my tax dollars for that new stadium go towards a boob job. Why is it runners have the smallest sweater puppies?
9 years ago at 5:18 pmBecause its good for running
9 years ago at 5:47 pmA chick isn’t very wind resistant when she has jubblies you can serve a porterhouse steak on.
9 years ago at 5:47 pmMostly, runners have less fat.
9 years ago at 6:52 pmGirls with big tits don’t need to run.
9 years ago at 4:38 amThey usually run from me.
9 years ago at 6:46 amthey do preferably in slo-mo
9 years ago at 4:27 pmMarry the girl, inherite the team.
9 years ago at 5:34 pmSorry big guy but that would never happen in a million years. You’d be signing pre-nups left and right if you married her.
9 years ago at 8:49 pmNo I wouldn’t
9 years ago at 7:47 amI didn’t know girls with 21 ACT scores could get accepted into Princeton, regardless of wealth
9 years ago at 5:38 pmYou are really underestimated the power of wealth
9 years ago at 8:13 pmWith that grammar it appears wealth got you into school also
9 years ago at 9:21 pmYou also didn’t know about smallpox
9 years ago at 11:45 pmIf y’all think she’s hot, take a look at her older sister who’s premed at Brown! She blows her sis outta the water! Instagram: madison_edens
9 years ago at 6:54 pmCan confirm after extensive research at the office, I would take Madison out behind the ole woodshed.
9 years ago at 7:00 pmGood work pledge.
9 years ago at 7:48 pmI’ve never been into twigs…
9 years ago at 7:21 pmEat her truffle butter
9 years ago at 7:34 pmAthletic, brains, good looks AND head of the Itty bitty titty brigade.
9 years ago at 8:03 pm