Milwaukee Bucks Owner’s Crazy Hot Daughter Goes To Princeton, Dominates Instagram

Wesley Edens owns a massive hedge fund in New York, the Milwaukee Bucks, and a smoking hot daughter, Mallory Edens. The latter is a long distance runner at Princeton, and spits fire on Instagram. The triple threat: ahtletic, brains, and good looks.

Mallory became an internet sensation back in the 2014 NBA draft, because she’s hot and dudes are pervs.

Now that she’s moved on to college, and fresh off a spring break trip where she hit the beach, I feel like it’s not creepy anymore to post her on here, since she’s a sophomore now. Right? Right.

A photo posted by Mallory Edens (@mallory_edens) on

A photo posted by Mallory Edens (@mallory_edens) on

A photo posted by Mallory Edens (@mallory_edens) on

A photo posted by Mallory Edens (@mallory_edens) on

A photo posted by Mallory Edens (@mallory_edens) on

A photo posted by Mallory Edens (@mallory_edens) on

A photo posted by Mallory Edens (@mallory_edens) on

Mallory, when you’re ready to settle down and have a few athlete babies while sipping the finest wines hillside in Austin, give me a shout.

  1. NightriderNoisewater

    Hopefully some of my tax dollars for that new stadium go towards a boob job. Why is it runners have the smallest sweater puppies?

    8 years ago at 5:18 pm
    1. lax bro6294

      A chick isn’t very wind resistant when she has jubblies you can serve a porterhouse steak on.

      8 years ago at 5:47 pm
    1. YoungAndDisappointing

      Sorry big guy but that would never happen in a million years. You’d be signing pre-nups left and right if you married her.

      8 years ago at 8:49 pm
  2. JohnRedcorn211

    I didn’t know girls with 21 ACT scores could get accepted into Princeton, regardless of wealth

    8 years ago at 5:38 pm
  3. FrattyDaddy25

    If y’all think she’s hot, take a look at her older sister who’s premed at Brown! She blows her sis outta the water! Instagram: madison_edens

    8 years ago at 6:54 pm
    1. State Street Steve

      Can confirm after extensive research at the office, I would take Madison out behind the ole woodshed.

      8 years ago at 7:00 pm