Misguided Sorostitute Humor (Vid)
14 years ago

Please don’t take this personally. First of all, my iPhone 12 has fucking phenomenal service, and if a pledge puked on it, I’d just buy another one. I don’t give two shits what you wear to pledgeline. In fact, I’d prefer you didn’t wear anything. At least you know your place on the futon. What is this? Round Up? Too much neon being brought out. Last time I checked, shotgunning a fucking Natty Light was the most romantic thing you can do with a woman. I’d do more than just lay there if I was awake. You bore me. You don’t care about my dad’s yacht? Somebody is jealous because I took another sorostitute on that last trip to the BVIs. Enjoy your history test. I’ll get some other smokeshow to stroke my ego.

  5. burrbetterthanyou

    all i heard was MOOOOO ! someone please slaughter this cow. good lord are those girls ugly

    14 years ago at 5:37 pm
  6. Brotastrophe

    Chord progression is simple, she’s singing on close to the same note for the entire song, and the lyrics are a horrible mish-mash of free verse and rhyme. Sucks to suck, failrostitute.

    14 years ago at 5:37 pm
    4. Frat E. Lee

      There’s nothing inherently wrong with a simple chord progression. Some of the best songs of all time have incredibly simple chord progressions.

      14 years ago at 2:18 am
  7. owlkeyfleurdelis

    I would love to make a sandwich for the “frat boy” described in this sad excuse for a song… hipster loving geed

    14 years ago at 5:49 pm
  10. Fratlunteer

    Absolutely terrible. I couldn’t finish watching after the line about hipsters looking better in Sperrys.

    14 years ago at 5:57 pm
  11. legalizehazing

    Gonna guess Sigma Kappa. Looks like the local farm house starting with her little porky nose and then the sigma cattle stampeding in on back up.
    and it’s ok all I heard was oink oink oink

    14 years ago at 6:19 pm