Misguided Sorostitute Humor (Vid)
Please don’t take this personally. First of all, my iPhone 12 has fucking phenomenal service, and if a pledge puked on it, I’d just buy another one. I don’t give two shits what you wear to pledgeline. In fact, I’d prefer you didn’t wear anything. At least you know your place on the futon. What is this? Round Up? Too much neon being brought out. Last time I checked, shotgunning a fucking Natty Light was the most romantic thing you can do with a woman. I’d do more than just lay there if I was awake. You bore me. You don’t care about my dad’s yacht? Somebody is jealous because I took another sorostitute on that last trip to the BVIs. Enjoy your history test. I’ll get some other smokeshow to stroke my ego.
Ew… i’m glad none of those beasts are in a sorority or that would’ve been embarrassing.
13 years ago at 4:55 pmI’d hit the gym, but I’d rather hit slampiece…twice
13 years ago at 5:00 pmI’d rather hit you with a blackball for your grammar.
13 years ago at 9:18 amThis is just one more reason why women need to just stay in the fucking kitchen.
13 years ago at 5:02 pmEvery thing she sang about is completely wrong. Stick to laundry and sandwiches.
Wow. I’m not getting that time back.
13 years ago at 5:04 pmShe must be from the North
13 years ago at 5:08 pmHoly freedom fries! I’ve never seen a more disgraceful thing in my life. I’d rather put on cargo shorts and go do charity than watch this video. Just plain disgusting.
13 years ago at 5:09 pmthat may be pushing it
13 years ago at 11:04 pmwho blew a load in face?
13 years ago at 5:16 pmGuilty as charged.
13 years ago at 7:44 pmWell, everyone knows that this website is like Facebook. The more you talk (and think) about slampeices here…the fewer you have in real life. And if you try and treat a lady like she’s a TFM-style “sorostitute” then this is what she’ll think of you, unless she’s just a total slut, and where’s the accomplishment in getting one of those? I think this girl just took this site too seriously. Hopefully, brothers, none of you are.
13 years ago at 5:17 pmlol
13 years ago at 6:22 pmWayyyy too ugly to watch.
13 years ago at 5:19 pmAnyone with a positive opinion of hipsters doesn’t deserve to breathe our oxygen.
13 years ago at 5:20 pm