(while slurring words and talking out of one’s coked up mouth) I swear, I’m gonna make the pledges do everything right now (5 am) and the house will be sparkling clean before you even wake up.
Go to sleep and never call the pledges and forget that you even promised anyone that the party would be picked up, oops.
Always keeping your word whether it be to friends or strangers, drunk or sober. realFM
14 years ago at 1:02 pmYou must be a fucking blast to be around.
14 years ago at 1:21 pm^
14 years ago at 1:57 pmAny real man will agree with me. Your word should be everything, I would never shake your hand
14 years ago at 2:02 pmTry hard douche that probably has a @Genttips-esque twitter account would like to tell us about being a man. Listen up.
14 years ago at 3:12 pm“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” – Hemingway
14 years ago at 2:09 pm(while slurring words and talking out of one’s coked up mouth) I swear, I’m gonna make the pledges do everything right now (5 am) and the house will be sparkling clean before you even wake up.
Go to sleep and never call the pledges and forget that you even promised anyone that the party would be picked up, oops.
14 years ago at 2:11 pmWhich brings me to my next point: don’t smoke crack.
14 years ago at 3:54 pm