The Total Frat Move Archive
Old TFM Posts from 2010-2018
You also have cowbells…real classy
Typical unfratty State comment. Always talking about Ole Miss instead of themselves
As any fratdaddy will tell you, a mascot does not make the fratstae. Besides, bulldogs are anti-frat, along with the city of Starkville and making cheese.
Did Y’all get shoes yet?
Everyone knows state is for poor people. Y’all should keep the name “bulldogs” but just have one of your ungly women on the field. I’m rich and good looking. TFM
At least your name holds true, you really sound like a bitch. Someone sounds a little insecure if they have to talk about how rich and good looking they supposedly are. Did someone not get hugged as a child?
Obviously you are the insecure one… You are making fun of us rich people you asshole… You know how much that… Doesn’t hurt at all?
Excuse me olemiss hater, this site is for wealthy, white and fratty people, if you do not fit any or all of the aforementioned categories, go suck a GDI dick.
People who have to talk about how rich and wealthy they are clearly insecure and are probably middle class.
If you don’t like talking about being rich, then why are you here? This isn’t the goodwill store, we aren’t here to be humble and poor. Fratty and rich
mas·cot (mas′kät′, -kət)
1. A costumed GDI with sideline access whose influence over the masses is directly correlated to the observer’s total time spent in the Student Union (read: a GDI).
You see, Frat-Star, the appeal of the mascot chiefly depends on who you are. For me, or any other fratmongers among us, my level of excitement at a game relies on the amount of bourbon ingested, multiplied by the amount of gameday cleavage i can see from my eagle eye view atop a bleacher in the student section. It has nothing to do with said costumed GDI. That shit is for the kids, or for you chest-painted, wig wearing virgins sitting in the front row. Grow a pair. And while you are at it, never post on here again with that lame-ass name. Frat-star? Seriously? Is that the best thing you and you friends at Farm House could come up with? Why not use “I made a 16 on my ACT”, or “Soulless Ginger”? Use your xbox gamertag for fucksakes–its bound to be more original than “Frat-star”.
genius. sheer genius.
hook, line and sink
bravo ebert, bravo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! The man is a lyrical mastermind
“Ebert and Broeper” – man thats a clever name. Did your retarded little brother come up with that?
This coming from the man with the oh so clever “OleMiss Hater” monkier…was GDI taken or is this the best you could do…Tebow is this you?
Damn, you beat me to it…I was going to say, this coming from the asswhupe with the clever name…My Ipohne 4 messed up and cut it off
And is causing the misspellings…fuck this thing, time to buy a new one
I think duke fraterberry and ebert and broeper blow each other.
I bet you jerk off to the mental image of that, Mr. Ole Miss is a bunch of douchebags…another creative name…save some creativity for Ole Miss sucks, or Ole miss makes me sick or the other mediocre attempts to par up with the classier institution in the state of Mississippi. I think even Auburn fans are above this
The witty Ole miss is a bunch of douchebags uses what we call in the legal system a Ignoratio elenchi or simplified, Red Herring…with nothing actually witty to say (and trust me, as an Ole Miss student, most of this made me chuckle because it was State kids growing some balls and talking some shit for once) he leads us astray by using an irrelevent attack on two random commenters. (I mean for christ sake, I did a little searching and Duke goes to Bama,which is not Ole Miss there my friend, but I digress) Go back to telling us that we are rich and have hot bitches, I love being reminded how great it is not to live in Starksville
I love how people at Ole Miss give shit to State fans for not having electricity and the internet. Did you guys forget you live in MISSISSIPPI, the same state your retarded school is in? The poorest and fattest state in the country. So I wouldn’t feel to privileged Ole Miss fans.
we still have the slam pieces. enough said
I went to an SEC school. It isn’t MS State. And we have a shit ton of bars, not just one.
Ole Miss is nothing but a bunch of fags living off their daddies money. They define success by how much money they have in their trust funds, doesn’t get more pathetic than that. Heaven forbid they actually contribute to society. They claim to be cultured, but guess what, you still live in Mississippi. You drive around in your jacked up pickup trucks to compensate for your small penis. Your sports teams are underachievers (2009 Egg Bowl—slaughter), your frats are full of pricks, and your chicks are hot but are dumb as they get. They whole city of Oxford has little mans syndrome. So go along and think Ole Miss is the shit, because I guarantee you guys are the only ones that do.
Wow, thanks for all the compliments.
Not since the Obama Inauguration has a more GDI statement been uttered. Go play doubles ping-pong with your Asian roommate, and thanks for the compliments.
Take your pumas and jump of a bridge. Every single thing that you just said screams GDI.
I guess the words fags, pathetic, small penis, underachievers, pricks, and little mans syndrome are all considered compliments at Ole Miss. Go figure. I guess I should have known Ole Miss frat dudes can’t tell the difference b/t a compliment and an insult.
What is this fucking guy rambling on about? I read what he wrote but it only translates to “I’m a poor GDI, who is jealous of everything my rival school has going for it, and I’m a little mad cause the ringer in my cowbell broke off and this body paint itches” That would be like me bitching about Virginia Tech because I’m rich enough to go to Virginia…nonsensical
I`ll take a day in the grove with a southern belle over a day in the junction with my cargo shorts and cousin anyday
Wow. You must be a GDI at State, because I’m a greek and that is the most compliments you could throw into one post. Thanks for making us look worse you retard.
woah woah woah, when did they get power and internet in starkville? hotty toddy
they havent finished covering the whole campus yet
Dif. in State Frat and Ole Miss Frat….. Going to the Library after a game win or lose…. TFM, Milking a cow after a game win or lose.. Must have gone to state…