Mississippi State Student Makes Sandwich Mid-Lecture On George Foreman Grill
It goes without saying, the last few months have been rough for the Greek community. Sure, some of the heat is warranted, and some would even say there has been nothing short of a witch hunt on fraternities nationwide. The politically correct police are out in force. Fuck, I can’t even write a story about some dude literally shitting and vomiting on another human being without getting a hundred emails calling me a bully. People are just waking up looking to be outraged nowadays.
That’s why stories like this are so refreshing. You simply can’t find anything wrong with the move this student from Mississippi State pulled in the middle of a lecture.
Y'all this guy is making a sandwich with a George Foreman in class. #hailstate pic.twitter.com/4XZsxRd5rU
— Britt Reynolds (@brittkelso) April 20, 2015
No one has life figured out quite like this guy. No one.
Lectures during lunch hours are a very real struggle. Those midday munchies hit and suddenly your contribution to the class goes from already low to nonexistent. You know who doesn’t have to deal with that problem? This hero. Dude just whips up a sandwich on his Foreman, shovels it down his gullet right in front of his fellow classmates, and takes in the valuable knowledge his professor is laying down at the same time. This goes far beyond a savvy veteran move. This kid is downright reinventing the game..
Image via Twitter
Big news here guys
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10 years ago at 6:20 pm
Not something new.
10 years ago at 6:21 pmStill a power move
10 years ago at 7:31 pmThat’s a neat George Foreman grill you’ve got there
10 years ago at 8:06 amSlow news day, eh?
10 years ago at 6:33 pmIs that George Costanza giving the lecture?
10 years ago at 7:05 pmI don’t go to that school, but I’d say there is a pretty high probability that it isn’t.
10 years ago at 2:10 am“Ya, that’s right.” David Puddy
10 years ago at 5:29 pmI see how this is frat. I don’t see how it’s news.
10 years ago at 8:18 pmThat’s the point of this website
10 years ago at 10:11 pmKeep us updated on this breaking news story. Maybe he’ll get up and use the restroom in the middle of lecture next.
10 years ago at 8:29 pm