Mississippi State Student Makes Sandwich Mid-Lecture On George Foreman Grill

It goes without saying, the last few months have been rough for the Greek community. Sure, some of the heat is warranted, and some would even say there has been nothing short of a witch hunt on fraternities nationwide. The politically correct police are out in force. Fuck, I can’t even write a story about some dude literally shitting and vomiting on another human being without getting a hundred emails calling me a bully. People are just waking up looking to be outraged nowadays.

That’s why stories like this are so refreshing. You simply can’t find anything wrong with the move this student from Mississippi State pulled in the middle of a lecture.

No one has life figured out quite like this guy. No one.

Lectures during lunch hours are a very real struggle. Those midday munchies hit and suddenly your contribution to the class goes from already low to nonexistent. You know who doesn’t have to deal with that problem? This hero. Dude just whips up a sandwich on his Foreman, shovels it down his gullet right in front of his fellow classmates, and takes in the valuable knowledge his professor is laying down at the same time. This goes far beyond a savvy veteran move. This kid is downright reinventing the game.

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      1. Fratting_in_high_school

        Dexter is frat. He works in the police department as the killer they are looking for. Imagine the side chicks this man has!

        10 years ago at 10:36 pm
  1. GG-Allin

    Even though this story isn’t great, it’s still better than bilzerian dick riding or fashion tips from dorno. Thanks dan

    10 years ago at 6:20 pm
    1. cal4redsox4

      I don’t go to that school, but I’d say there is a pretty high probability that it isn’t.

      10 years ago at 2:10 am
  2. Fratrick29

    Keep us updated on this breaking news story. Maybe he’ll get up and use the restroom in the middle of lecture next.

    10 years ago at 8:29 pm